Monday, December 29
I'm back and ....I can't say perkier (Minds out of the yonder gutter you perverts!). Lets call it feeling a bit lazy. Anyhoo, X-mas was great. My sister woke up at butt crack of dawn but my brother and me told her to take her ass back to sleep. 7:30 is too dayum early. 2 hours later, we went in the living room (we never go in there...its like decoration room would say. You know, the room that your mamma dares you to go into because its her special room and you go in there to dare her and you end up getting your ass whooped. Yea, thats the room. Rings a bell?) We open presents. I'm so glad that my mom liked her presents. She hard to shop for. She's picky. I see where i get it from...well duh, she I came from the woman.
My dad was too excited over his dayum turkey fryer. He's been wanting this thing for months but we didn't want to give it to him because we don't want go through another "Daddy wants to experiment on kids" also known as the "George Foreman's Grill " Episode. My sister got her anime stuff and a boombox. Great.....Pokemon cds 24/7. Thanks Mom...I mean "Santa". Now my ears will bleed foreva. Brother.....thats another story. The fool asked for tubberware for x-mas. TUBBERWARE!! Yes, he is a werid child and god help his children. I got some clothes, CDS (Missy Elliot and OutKast!), Boots (hoorah! I'm 1 inch off the ground now! I can touch the cabinet now without climbing on it.) , jewerly (Bling Bling!!), Sims Game (I'm a Sims addict. That game addictive!), "Bend it Like Beckham" (I heart this movie!!! Trust me, every girl could relate to this movie.) and my PS2 game Final Fantasy X.
It was great morning. We watched the "Disney's Parade". It was entertaining....espcially when we saw this one lady pop the crap out of her kid in the back ground of the parade. We were trippin off that. She just smacked the shit out him. While the food cook, we all played Grand theft Auto Vice City. I did better than last time. I picked up 3 hookers......and then ran them over and got my money back. Stupid hoes. My mom was enjoying it (shock shock!) She had the military on her ass during the game and she went out with bang. (She drove her car hill.) Fiddle with our stuff for couple of hours and then ate some ham, mac and cheese, rolls, rice and gravy, and etc. Gawd, I'm still recovering from it. Thank gawd for stretch pants.
But X-mas was great. Glad its only once a year because having it every month will just suck the fun out of it. Anyhoo, I'm cutting my post short. Just wanted tell you about X-mas. I'll tell ya about the another days later. Trust me....It was interesting. Just leave with this little hint....I'm not bangable anymore....I'm hot!
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posted @ 11:56 PM
Wednesday, December 24
I've pretty busy at the moment and tired. I've been up 24 hours and still going. My blood isn't brown anymore. Its clear as in Sprite clear. Its my coffee. I don't like coffee. Smells good but taste like tree bark with side of dookie. Yea....Thats really yummy to my tummy.....NOT! Anyhoo, I hope everyone has Merry X-Mas and I hope you all get what you want from Santa. If you don't get what you want, don't be asshole. Just be thankful that someone thought of you. Besides, do you know how many people less fortunate would go bananas over a gift?? So have heart.
So Merry X-Mas and Happy New year. And to all my foregin peeps and strangers, here little something for ya.
Afrikaans- Geseende Kerfees en 'n gelukkige nuwe jaar
Cantonese - Seng Dan Fai Lok, Sang Nian Fai Lok
Danish - Glædelig Jul og godt nytår
Dutch - Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een Gelukkig Nieuwjaar!
Egyptian - Colo sana wintom tiebeen
English - Merry Christmas & Happy New Year
Fijian - Me Nomuni na marau ni siga ni sucu dei na yabaki vou
Finnish - Hyvää Joulua or Hauskaa Joulua - 0nnellista uutta vuotta
French - Joyeux Noël et Bonne Année!
German - Fröhliche Weihnachten und ein glückliches Neues Jahr!
Greek - Kala Christougenna Ki'eftihismenos O Kenourios Chronos
Hawaiian - Mele Kalikimaka & Hauoli Makahiki Hou
Hungarian - Kellemes karácsonyi ünnepeket és Boldog újévet!Icelandic - Gleðileg Jól og Farsaelt Komandi ár!
Indonesian - Selamat Hari Natal & Selamat Tahun Baru
Iraqi - Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah
Irish - Nollaig Shona Dhuit
Italian - Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo
Japanese - Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto
Korean Sung Tan Chuk Ha
Latin - Pax hominibus bonae voluntatis
Lebanese - Milad Saeed wa Sanaa Mubarakah
Lithuanian - Linksmu Kaledu ir laimingu Nauju metu
Mandarin - Kung His Hsin Nien bing Chu Shen Tan
Maori - Kia orana e kia manuia rava i teia Kiritimeti e te Mataiti Ou
Mongolian - Zul saryn bolon shine ony mend devshuulye
Nepali - krist Yesu Ko Shuva Janma Utsav Ko Upalaxhma Hardik Shuva & Naya Barsa Ko harkik Shuvakamana
Polish - Wesolych Swiat i Szczesliwego Nowego Roku.
Portuguese - Boas Festas e um feliz Ano Novo
Romanian - Craciun fericit si un An Nou fericit!
Russian - Pozdrevlyayu s prazdnikom Rozhdestva i s Novim Godom
Samoan - Ia manuia le Kilisimasi ma le tausaga fou
Sicilian - Bon Natali e Prosperu Annu Novu !
Spanish - Feliz Navidad y Próspero Año Nuevo
Swahili - ºKrismas Njema Na Heri Za Mwaka Mpyaº
Swedish - God Jul och Gott Nytt År
Tagalog - Maligayang Pasko at Manigong Bagong Taon
Tahitian - Ia ora i te Noere e ia ora na i te matahiti 'api
Thai - Suksan Wan Christmas lae Sawadee Pee Mai
Turkish - Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun
Ukrainian - Veseloho Vam Rizdva i Shchastlyvoho Novoho Roku!
Vietnamese - Chuc Mung Giang Sinh - Chuc Mung Tan Nien
Welsh - Nadolig LLawen a Blwyddyn Newydd Dda
Yiddish - Gute Vaynakhtn un a Gut Nay Yor
Zulu - Sinifesela Ukhisimusi Omuhle Nonyaka Omusha Onempumelelo
If I got the languages wrong, don't kill me! Kill the person who gave me the information. Kill
them. Off to kill my brother about a gingerbread crackhouse. He took bite out of it and left his evidence on the thing. Don't worry, I won't kick his ass. I'll just beat him into gorund for like 5 minutes then threaten to clean bathroom with his toothbrush....Don't worry not that evil. Just threats. Merry X-mas again. Nite Nite!!
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posted @ 7:24 PM
Sunday, December 21
Ok...Here the rules for the "River IQ Quiz":
Only 2 persons on the raft at a time
The father can not stay with any of the daughters without their mother's presence
The mother can not stay with any of the sons without their father's presence
The thief ( striped shirt) can not stay alone with any family member
Only the Father, the Mother and the Policeman know how to operate the raft
To move the people click on them.
To move the raft click on the red balls.....
Result:
if you succeed in:
4 minutes: you are a Genius
6 minutes: You are exceptionnally intelligent
10 minutes:You are very intelligent
20 minutes:You are average
25 minutes: You are a bit slow
30 minutes or more: You are terrible
PLEASE READ THE RULES OVER UNTIL YOU KNOW BY HEART FOR SURE! The site is in Japanese. They do not have a English Rules for the site. Also, Put down your time or just leave comment, when your done....I'm curious about how everyone done. I'll tell you mines if you tell me yours. And I'll give the answers later.
Have Fun and Good Luck!
River Quiz!!
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posted @ 11:54 PM
So I'm watching "Volcano High" on MTV. All I got to say is, MTV should have left the movie in its original language and just put up some English subtitles. My god, the voice actors suck. I love Mya, Method Man, Outkast, Tracy Morgan, and Kellis (I know Lil' Jon is in the movie but I think worst rapper in the world. In fact, I think he's a fucking disgrace to rap. Not everybody can rap, Lil Jon, and that's means your ass should quit and invest to working on college degree, cutting some hair, selling some gold teefths, or put in application in at McDonald or DQ. Harsh?? Yes, but its the truth. The man cannot wrap worth a dayum. My opinion. Don't like it, Lick my ass or suck on cows nipple) but they cannot act worth a dayum. You can tell they are reading it. You know back in school when teacher would make someone read in front of the class and they just read in a monotone voice. Put your ass to sleep like in heart beat.....Yea.....That's how the movie is right now.
The voices are all wrong for the characters in the movie. MTV fucked up this movie...badly. For those you are watching it right now and thinking the whole sucks, please just watch the subtitle version of it. Trust me....Its better. You might have to watch it 3 times to get it but its not bad movie.
MTV....stop making movies....."The Real Cancun" should have told ya that you guys seriously suck at making movies. The only great movie they made was "2gether". Don't get me started on the overhyped "Real World Movie", oooo I would go on for days on that big shit of a movie. No more please, MTV.....I beg of you. In fact, I'm threatening you bastards. One more suck ass movie, I'll be in NYC with my army. Yea, I got one and you don't wanna fuck with them.
So.....
4 more days until X-mas!!!!!!!! I'm so excited!!! I want my presents now, dayum it!!! I'm about 5 seconds off of busting open some presents.
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posted @ 8:37 PM
Sorry....Been busy and stuff.....Promise to come back with some interesting stuff. Trust me....I got some shit to tell ya.
Friday Five!
1. List your five favorite beverages.
A) Water (Hell, if you have to pay for it at some stores, its a dayum beverage!! Plus, you have to pay for water at your house. Its called a water bill, people.)
B) Kool Aid (It has water in it....look above to see where am I'm going with the water thing.)
C)Pepsi (Up yours Coke!!)
D)Sprite (Up yours 7up!!)
E) Hawaiian Punch (Another childhood favorite!)
2. List your five favorite websites.
Look over on the side bar...dumbasses ;)!
3. List your five favorite snack foods.
A) Popcorn with lots of butter
B) Ruffles Potato Chips with ketchup
C) Spicy Doritos
D) Salsa Doritos
E) Chocolate Chips cookies (Store bought, homemade, microwave...its all good as long doesn't taste like shit...nothing more dissappointing is craptaular cookie.)
4. List your five favorite board and/or card games.
A) Slap Jack (Card; Do Not play with anyone with heavy hands.)
B) Monopoly (Board; Playing teams or secret partnerships is fun too.)
C) Hungry Hungry Hippos (Board: ...I think it is?)
D) War (Card; I'm the Queen of War)
E) Speed (Card; I'm Queen of Speed as well)
*F) Uno (Card; I know it suppose to be five, but its my blog! I can add as many as I want, so pffft)
5. List your five favorite computer and/or game system games.
A) Sims (Computer Game; Love Sims to Death....My Sims have tight ass houses, cars, and things....They make me feel like a proud mamma that baby's just got into Yale...Ok, Havard.)
B) Kingdom Hearts ( I love this game! Disney Characters and SquareSoft Characters in one...Oh hell yeah!)
C) Anything Mario (Mario Party and Super Mario's Brothers 3 kicks serious ass.)
D) Sonic the Hedgehog (How can you not love that cocky little hedgehog bastard.)
E) Anything Final Fantasy ( What can I say...I love SquareSoft/Enix)
***Yea...I'm adding more....I'm a big time gammer!**
F) Street Fighter (Chun LI kicked and Cammy kick ass!)
G) Tetris (I can play for hours)
H) KnIgHtS (played it once but its still a great game)
**I'll stop now.. I can go on, on and on about games. I'm a freak about video games, yo**
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posted @ 12:45 AM
Wednesday, December 17
I have nothing to report about my life. Besides, having a sore throat and nearly being ran over by old women at stores, I've got nothing. Sorry, I'll try to make interesting by next week. Maybe I'll get in a fist fight with my neighbors cat and her new dog. That should be interesting, huh? Anyhoo, Lets just analyze the horoscope...again. Fucker better give me something good too or I'm holding its children hostage (Tarot Card, you better watch your back....I'm coming to get ya!!)
Express yourself to the fullest today, dear Gemini. Feel free to take an unconventional approach when it comes to dealing with your emotions. Try not to get cajoled into thinking you need to fit into an artificial construct of who you need to be and what you need to think. All you need to do is think for yourself. Fight the established norms and become your own person.
......................I am off to buy a gun....run Tarot card....Horoscope fucked up again!
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posted @ 6:38 PM
Saturday, December 13
Just watch it.....Its hella funny!! I present to you:
PMS Networks' Michael Jackson's Sleepover Kit
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posted @ 11:13 PM
Yea, I know I am a bit late but hell, I've been busy with X-mas shopping and helping out at Goodwill. I have lost track of days....I've been calling the days like "13 days til X-mas" instead of Monday...or whateva day it is. Anyhoo,
time!
1. Do you enjoy the cold weather and snow for the holidays?
I love it but sadly, Crapana doesn't get any snow. It did one time in 2000 but it was on New years eve.
2. What is your ideal holiday celebration? How, where, with whom would you celebrate to make things perfect?
Just celebrating it with family and kick ass friends. Don't care how or where. As we are just together and having a good ass time.
3. Do you do have any holiday traditions?
Making Cookies on Christmas Eve, eating McDonald (Yea, we are fucked up.), driving around the neighborhood and get jealous over there X-mas lights or make fun of the crappy ones (Yes, we are evil.), and shaking the presents game,which is also called guess what present is it.
4. Do you do anything to help the needy?
Yes, I give money to salvation army money people (bless them for standing outside all day and not getting pissed off for people not helping out.), Toys for tots (Barbies for girls and cars for boys.), and Goodwill Coat drive (Sort the coats out in gender and help give them out.)
5. What one gift would you like for yourself?
....Gawd, I could a big ass list on this one. But I would like 1998 glitter Silver or Baby Blue Honda Civic LX or rent free, fully furnished, utility free, food supplied apartment looking across a lake. Or a tickets for ST WC events for life, that also includes hotel, spending money, and food expense.
Yea, I've got a bone to pick with parent shoppers. For the love of god, DO NOT BRING YOUR CHILDREN SHOPPING WITH YOU. Make the bastards write a list or help them write them, so you can come to the store by yourself. This will save time from making sure they are not running around the store hitting random people with light sabers, from putting Yugi Oh cards into there cards in the aisle, and reducing the likelihood of having more death people in Walmart. If you do this, It will be a less stress on you and another shoppers.
Besides, your sucking the fun of the kids of still believing in Santa.
Yea, bringing them along and telling them you are trying to mark things down for Santa so he could pick up is one of the dumbest excuse in the world. Sheesh, they aren't stupid. At least, just say "We just shopping for orphans." More believable and less suspicious on you. Let them find out about Santa the classic ways, like finding a receipt wrapped with your present, seeing the price tag on the box, or catching parents' putting them under the tree. Thank you and I bid you...Good nite and Merry X-mas...ya Hoes ;)
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posted @ 11:03 PM
Thursday, December 11
I'm too busy right now. I was going to talk about my day, but I have to back outside and help the lights outside. Yea, after witnessing one of neighbors tumbling down the roof, my dad enlisted his offspring (sister, brother, and me) to watch him, while freezing our asses. So, I'm going to post up the horoscope for a good laugh.
If you have been contemplating executing legal papers of any kind, dear Gemini, this is NOT the day to do it. Any contract entered into today is likely to have confusing clauses and obscure language that you may not understand and that can potentially be used to your disadvantage. This is also not the day to start or even plan a journey of any kind. It is, however, a great day for reading or meditation.
So...basically, the thing I signed at the Goodwill was a bad idea?? So siging to volunteer for something was a bad idea?? Wow, Horoscope....your selfish asshole. Yea, I knew you would screw me over again. Bastard ;)
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posted @ 9:09 PM
Wednesday, December 10
Hell week Is over. I can now have long ass sleep with out worrying about flunking a test. I can now drop bitch mode and be my happy go lucky self. I can now eat some real food (I've been eating nothing but ghetto lucky charms all this week.) I'm free...well, until next semester.
Horoscopes....Finally, making sense to me now. No more little hints of "hey, we don't like you" or "Your going straight to hell on the Bullet train." No, it actually made logical sense for once. And creepyily....its describing my mood.
Something's gotten into you today, dear Gemini. An iconoclastic imp inside you is determined to tear down every convention existing, especially in the art world. Why are you so furious with orthodoxy? Did you dream that an imitator stole one of your ideas and made a fortune with it? If you were an art critic, we could expect you to sing the praises of the vanguard.
Off to sleep....see ya like X-mas...J/k. Later maybe. ;)
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posted @ 2:21 PM
Tuesday, December 9
Took my History final. Breeze through because I know my history as if it was like tattoed to my skin. I went from cranky to bitch mode now. I've snapped at my brother and sister this morning. I had to majorly pee and my brother was in there primping or whateva the hell he was doing in there. (20 minutes is little too much to be brushing your teeth, washing your face and taking a leek. He doesn't need to brush his hair. He ain't got no hair!) I banged on the door like 50 times until finally came out. I threw him out the bathroom and locked the door. He threaten to sue me (He obessed with suing me now, since I told him my plans for the future.) I came out and cussed him out. He couldn't defend himself because my sister and him were late. I should expect some kind of avenge later on. Oh boy, can't wait for that.
My sister couldn't find her shoes, again. I went off that because she seriously being lazy this morning. She calls me a name...which I think it was bitch....well, she better hope not it was bitch. I rolled over went back to sleep. And you know the rest of the shit. EEK. I made myself sound evil. I think I will appolgize to them. Second thought, I just appolgize though giving them a nice gift for X-mas. (Dang....Thats Xs out Snowman Poop and Reindeer Poop this year.) Besides, I don't want karma to bite me in my ass. So on that note, I need to study up on little Math. Gawd, I hate Math.
I hopefully "Simple Life" will cheer me up later. If you haven't seen it, trust me. The show is worth a looking at. I almost choked when Paris Hilton asked what was Walmart. Being a big fan of Walmart, I was a bit shocked and appalled. How can you not know Walmart?!? Girl, I know there some Wally Worlds up in LA. That is the store! Shoot, you get clothes, games, food, etc in one store. I hope they take her to Walmart. I want to see her reaction to it. Ok, now I am officially out of here. Have Peachy day!
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posted @ 11:15 AM
Monday, December 8
Title says it all. I'm cranky because I stayed up to 4 am, studying about Cerb Cycle. Only got hour of asleep due to my sister and her Dramatics. Dammit, you shove your fucking shoes under your fucking bed. Its your dayum routine, stupid head. Next time, I'm spraying her with hot water....again.
Anyways, enough about the final crap onto the WC: Beijing. My thoughts about it was a bummer but hey, they got couple more world cups to go. Positive thinking, monkies! Thats all got to say about it because everybody already stole my thoughts about it. Also I have small little confession. (Well, its going to be big to Mo. She's going to beat my head in...watch;) I have developed a small crush on the Korean skater Ahn. Ohno is still numba one! I still love me some Ohno. But look at Ahn.....he's a looker. *Puts on her helmet and waits for her head to be beaten into a pulp.* Leave me a little brain juice until Wednesday. Please..
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posted @ 3:07 PM
Saturday, December 6
I'm still tired from last nite....WC ST in China was quite interesting. There's been ties, which I thought was impossible in short track, DQ's, and some nice pics of Ohno. (bless you, Joizy for giving the link of the big Ohno Focus.) Its has been fun. I didn't wake up until 12:00 pm, which is early for me on a Saturday. But I had to get up. I was force to go in the attic and find the X-decorations. It sucks being short one in the family. I don't like the attic....Its just creeps me out. Don't know why....
Can you tell that I am tired....I'm not even thinking straight in my post. LOL! I'm off to study biology some more. Gawd, I hate molecules!!
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posted @ 3:58 PM
Tuesday, December 2
I went over to
Yahoo came across this little news article about a boy being punished for talking about his mommies. A kid asked him about his mommy and daddy and he told the kid that his mommy was a gay. Another Kid asked what it meant and he explained it. Teacher heard him say it and made him write a report about "why he shouldn't say gay?" Fucked up?? Yes. I could understand him for getting trouble for talking about how they had sex(The Mothers, not the kid. I swear, you guys are the biggest perverts ever. Tsk tsk!). But explaining what gay means...Come on, that just riduculous. And people wonder why I can't stand this state. I'm staying here because its cheaper to go to school here and that nice little scholarship they are given me.
Anyways, So is everybody exicited about the "Simple Life"?? I want to see how Paris Hiltion and Nicole Richie do in Arkansas. It should be a laugh riot. Also, WB cancelled Tarazan!! WTF, I was addicted to that show. Well, I was addicted to Travis. Thats hot ass mofo of a man. I could not work with him...He would be too much of distraction. However, I could work with him if we were doing like a porno. Then, everything would be cool. I could see now "Tarazan and Luna: X-rated" no cheesy porno theme...I would make Outkast or Missy Elliot make the soundtrack. It would beat Pamela and Tommy's Porn and we get nominated for grammys and all the another awards. Great ....I'm the perverted one now. Thanks Peers....polluting me with your nasty thoughts.
;)
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posted @ 12:03 PM
