Monday, May 31
Thank you!!!
Thank you for the birthday wishes!!!! It made my day a little better. Another thing, that made me better......
LOL!!! Trolls are fuuny, eh???
Thank you again for all the kind words. I'll be back as soon I have free time.
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posted @ 11:03 PM
Friday, May 28
Good bye, 19. Hello, 20. How the fuck are ya?
In 30 minutes, I'll be 20. Guess what that means??? I'm a big girl now!!!! I get to do big time stuff now!!! It rocks having a birthday close to Mermorial day. You get to celebrate it all motherfucking weekend. Geminis get the coolest birthdays.
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posted @ 11:21 PM
Tuesday, May 25
Ten Things You Plan on Doing this Summer
- Get a Job.
- Fix up my blog.
- Resigter to Vote. (I thought I sent application in but nope. Forgot.)
- Go to California, visit my granny!!
- Setup the LiveJournal Community Project.
- Clean the house up a bit.
- Beat FFX.
- Get FFX-2 and beat it too.
- Beat Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.
- Sleep....Zzzz.
OOO, I also forgot to say. I got my grades....I passed. Barely, hell at least I don't have to take anything over. I passed Chemsitry with a C. WOOOOOOHOOO! Better than my high school grade. I passed chemsitry with a D. It was senoritis fault, besides the guy could have boost up to a C but he's doesn't believe in rounding up motherfucking numbers. Dumbass Bitch.
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posted @ 8:54 PM
HA! Video Games do help ya!!
For those who don't know, I'm a video game freak. If I'm not doing anything, you can find knee deep in some hardcore gaming. (Ok, that sounded perverted.) So I was
AOL and noticed this little article that made me want to run up to any so-called physician and yell, "In your face, ya fucking fake asshole. Got ya P.H.d from the Cracker Box!!!" Here's a snippet what the article said:
Play 'n' Lose Video
Part video game and part fitness video, Dance Dance Revolution is gaining attention among parents, schools and physicians all vying to help teens lose weight.
Fueled by high-energy dance music, the interactive dance game can deliver an aerobically challenging workout.
I'm grabbing a X-Box and DDR Pad. Shoot, I got excuse now for playing games.
Also, Happy Birthday to my cousin, Maurice. 14 years old, huh? Your still going to booted out the room when R rated shit comes on. Sorry, your still a scubby bitch. Happy Birthday, Ape. Girl, just spoil yourself today, you deserve it.
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posted @ 8:37 PM
Tuesday, May 18
I AM 63% ASSHOLE/BITCH!  I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em. |
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posted @ 2:07 AM
Sunday, May 16
Lights Out!!!Last nite was pretty interesting. Some idiot slammed into a pole up the street of us and caused the transformer to blow. Apparently, he loss "steering" and slammed into the pole. Hmm, It's interesting how he can run into pole when he was on the another side of the dayum street. Makes ya wanna say "Hmmm?" But I'm not the one to gossip, so you didn't hear nothing from me.
So, we sat out side for like 20 minutes trying to get some cool air but that failed us because A) the mosquitoes were tearing our legs up, B) We were out of the "OFF" stuff, and C) We all took bath earlier, due to cleaning the attic.(Memories..sniff) I'll never go in the attic again. That's a scary place. It's also as hot as hell up in that bitch. We sat in the dark house for 30 minutes. Reading under the candlelight. Yes, we read until my Dad started flashing the flash light in our dayum eyes. Luckily, Mom took it from him and shined it in his eyeballs. The glasses gave it more of it a blinding shine. I got tried and went bed. The lights came on and off while I was sleeping. It was creepy. My light and fans come on, then off. OFF and ON. After the 3rd time, I caught off the light and fan. And drifted off to my perverted dreamland.
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posted @ 6:22 PM
Saturday, May 15
Changes...again
Ok, everyone...I'm changing the blog real soon. So, if you see some crazy shit and might think that your drinking some tainted soda or water, you are ok. It's me fucking with your mind. So, my bad. Oh, my chemistry test went pretty well. I knew most of the stuff. Shock, Shock.
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posted @ 1:56 AM
Wednesday, May 12
What the....
So, I took
The IQ test just for shits and giggles. I got a 115 on it. I don't if that bad or good. All I know is anything higher than a 100 means a good thing. However, But I'm not going to fall into the "I'm smart" game because it said something that made go...."Now, you are bullshiting me.
Your Intellectual Type is Inventive Inquisitor. You have the unusual distinction of being equally good at math and verbal skills. This means you are a creative thinker and are uniquely good at teaching others through experiences. You are also a great improviser and very good at handling change.
Can we all say "WTF?!?" in a sing song voice??
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posted @ 9:44 PM
One down and failed, One more to go
All I got to say about this test, It sucked and I fucked up....majorly. Why can't there be a class about "glowing asses"?? I would be the teacher's pet in that class. Or the ass kisser. Woohoo, Made a funny but bad visual....ewwww. Up next is Chemistry, which becoming easy for some odd reason. Hell, I'm thinking about changing my major to it. I don't think I'm a good biological science major. I rechecked the list of classes I have to take.....Big ole doozies. Microbiology. That some scary shit. And Calculus.....Pfft, fuck that! Math can wish it kiss my ass. Besides, I can still go to med school with BS in Chemistry....Hopefully.
I should get back to studying but I'm tired of reviewing and I just want to surf the web. Work on my new blog template. Ha! It's going to be a surprised. It's like a birthday gift for myself. Well, from someone on
Blogskins. OH!! Another thing, Have you ever sat there with your friends and you start bopping ya head to a song but you become disturbed when a fucked up lyric pops up???? For example, I was listening to "Salt Shaker" by Yin Yang Twins (Yes, I have stated that I can't stand these bastards but I wasn't in control of the music in the car. I don't touch another peoples radio. That's like a car sin, man!) while riding with Maya.
She just borrowed the cd from her brother and she wanted something to keep her awake, which did and disturb her later on. We just jamming along until we heard, "Make that pussy fart for the ying yang twins". !?! WTF?? We cut that cd off quick. Pussy Fart??? Ugh, that so nasty. Nothing says "sexy" than a farting pussy.
......I'm done. Sorry, for the mental picture.
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posted @ 8:29 PM
Tuesday, May 11
GRRR!!!!
I just checked the
OZ and found out that Ohno will be visiting my old home base. You know what I did when I read this??? I slammed my head on my desk and almost punched my dad. Keyword: Almost. I just asked why didn't we stay extra 7 years in England. Dayum it. Sigh...oh well. Riza and Kenny....I have job for you bitches. No, It's not illegal....Well, we'll just say its not illegal.
Off to do some hook up for pics on this thing. Cross your fingers peeps.
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posted @ 10:08 PM
Ten Songs That Make You Happy
1. Get yo Freak on by Missy Elliot
2. Move your feet by Senior and Junior
3. Califonia Love by Tupac and Dr. Dre
4. Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger by Daft Punk
5. I'm Really Hot by Missy Elliot
6. Hey Mama by Black Eye Peas
7. Digital Love by Daft Punk
8. Automatic by Hikaru Utada
9. Spice up Your Life by The Spice Girls (Sniff...Miss them!)
10. Spaceman by Babylon Zoo
I like variety!!
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posted @ 9:25 PM
Monday, May 10
Late but better than never
Happy Belated Mother's Day everyone. I hope your mummies got a bit rest from all you crazy ass mofos. My mom was beaming. We thought she would hate her gifts because they were a bit last minute. We've all been busy that we almost forgot. Thank god, my sister had a few ideas. Good job, An. I take back the thought of selling you for a cookie. .....For now. Now, all we have to worry about is her birthday. It had to be a May too. Then, They have to worry about my birthday!
20 fucking years?!? Isn't that crazy??? Geez, I thought I wouldn't make it to 16 but here I's be ya'll. 1 more year and I'm officially can buy my own booze. Hmm, why wait?? I could make my own moonshine. I know couple of my neighbors would know about it. Maybe, hot neighbor boy?? Anyhoo, I'm off to cook and hit the books again. All afternoon, my nose has been smelling the ass of bios book and notes. Can't wait to get this shit over with. Oh!!! I'm going to be changing blog again. Trust me...You'll like this one. It screams "OMG! THAT'S LUNA TO A FUCKIN" T"
Dayum, this has to be my longest post that I've ever typed up. I finally have something to say. This is some crazy shit. Plus, I'm cussing up a storm. Well, might as well finish with a big one. Fuckingcockshitbitchwhoretitsuckingcowfucker. *bows* Thank you.
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posted @ 6:40 PM
Sunday, May 9
*Sniffle*
I crushed millions of people and finally my work is being acknowledge. Thanks Theresa!!!
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posted @ 1:49 AM
Friday, May 7
Sue me!!
Yeah, I'm back online. For like an hour or so. I'm so sick of reading about the empirical formula and the natural selection. I need a break. Relax. Glance some asses. Male asses. Hmmmm, wonder if my neighbor's son outside??? Did mention this before??? If not, I'll sum it up in a nut shell (hee, I said nut.)......... HOT DAYUM!! I would sell my first child for a graham cracker, just for touch at his chest. Yep, I'm showing signs of bad parenting. Selling my child just to squeeze at dude's breast??? Oh, well.
Anyhoo,
Ten Things We Probably Don't Know About You
- I'm black. Ooo, Shock Shock. Seriously, most people know me in aol or yahoo chats think I'm filipina. Not saying it's a bad thing. You'll see where I'm going in #2.
- I have dual citizenship. I have citizenship in U.S.A and The Philippines. (See?? It was going somewhere.)
- I wear glasses. Don't like contacts. Me touching my eyeball??? No, thank you!! I would likely make my vision go bye bye if I do it. So, don't convince me into joining the "contact" darkside. I am happy with me glasses, bitch.
- I use to play clarinet in middle school. I was 1st chair. Ha!
- My family first names all start with A's. (Angela, Alvin, Avery, Angela, and Andrea.)
- I brake for squirrels but floor it when I see a cat. Stuck up Bastards.
- The longest relationship that I ever had was 6 months.
- I still watch "Power Rangers". Ha, Ha! Laugh all you want but I'm proud sucker for A MAN in spandex.
- We didn't get the internet until '98. Not a computer. But Webtv. We were so high class. Surfing the web on the tv.
- I've never met my biological grandfathers. Well, I've met my mommy's daddy but I was little and don't remember. My dad never stayed in contact with his daddy. So yeah, you get the drift.
Off to eat.....Whatever in the kitchen. We got nothing in the fridge.
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posted @ 7:35 PM
Tuesday, May 4
Quick Lil' Annoucement
Dear .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 reader,
Hey! How ya doin'??? I'm just chillin'! Anyhoo, I won't be online 4 awhile due to my motherfucking finals. So, my bad blah blah. If ya send me e-mail and I haven't responded to ya by now, don't worry...Give me about until next Wednesday.
Signed,
Management (If ya don't know, get in your car, drive to the nearest bridge, and drive over it. Don't deserve the air, dummy.)
P.S. : Good luck to anyone else who's taking finals as well. Don't stress out too much. You'll turn into me. ...Well, it's not that bad. ;)
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posted @ 10:15 AM
