Sunday, October 31
:: Happy Halloween Everyone!! ::
I hope everyone has a safe halloween and eat as much junk as you can. Well, don't.. Thanksgiving is coming up and you what that means??? Time get yo grub on.
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posted @ 2:52 PM
Saturday, October 30
:: Halloween Costumes for Every Signs ::
I found this on
AOL
Aries – Rams are the superheroes of the zodiac, so it's only natural that they'd want to dress as Superman, Wonder Woman, or Batman. Real-life heroes like firefighters, police officers, and military personnel are also good choices for this courageous sign.
Taurus – Bulls are quite fetching, so a costume like Miss America or Mr. Universe may appeal to their inner beauty contestant. Taureans are also famous for their green thumbs, and may choose to dress as a man-eating plant or dirt-streaked gardener this year.
Gemini – These wordsmiths may enjoy dressing as a dictionary or Scrabble board this Halloween. Born under the sign of the Twins, this sign might also pair up with a pal and go as a famous duo. Bert and Ernie, Mary Kate and Ashley, or Bonnie and Clyde are all great choices.
Cancer – Cancer embodies the sign of patriotism, so historical costumes like the Statue of Liberty, Uncle Sam, or a Native American might have plenty of appeal. Alternately, a Moon Child may decide to go as their favorite lunatic, like fellow Crabs Courtney Love or George W. Bush.
Leo – Flashy Leo loves the spotlight, so dressing as a rock star is a natural choice. This sign also adores cats, so a Cowardly Lion or Garfield costume isn't out of the question, either. This sign rules children – dressing as an infamous child star is also a fun possibility.
Virgo – Earthy Virgo is a closet sensualist, so dressing as their favorite sex symbol will be wonderfully liberating. This sign also has an appreciation for the printed page, so going as a librarian or famous writer might also appeal to their intellectual sensibilities.
Libra – Libra embodies the marriage principle, so this sign may want to pair up with a friend and go as an (in)famous couple. Whitney and Bobby, Britney and Kevin, and J. Lo and Marc Antony are all good possibilities. Kindler, gentle Librans may prefer angel costumes.
Scorpio – The natural detectives of the zodiac, Scorpions may choose to dress as Sherlock Holmes or Miss Marple. This sign loves all things shadowy, too, so an outlaw costume might also appeal, whether it's Tony Soprano or Martha Stewart.
Sagittarius – Archers are notorious adventurers, so a costume like the Croc Hunter or Lara Croft are good choices. People born under this sign are natural jokers, so dressing like a circus clown or stand-up comedian are also possibilities.
Capricorn – Dignified Capricorns love the royal treatment, so dressing up like Cleopatra or King Henry VIII might appeal. Goats also have a special appreciation for ancient times, so a dinosaur costume or a cave person outfit could be to their liking.
Aquarius – This visionary sign loves to explore, so an astronaut costume may be just the thing. Alternately, dressing as a space alien could appeal to this sign's far-out sensibilities. Rebel costumes like Michael Moore or Avril Lavigne might also be winners for an Aquarian.
Pisces – Born under the sign of the Fish, Pisceans have an affinity for sea creatures. Dressing as a mermaid or King Neptune might be just the thing for this watery sign. Pisceans also love dance, so a ballerina costume or white disco suit are good possibilities.
They always screw Geminis over.
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posted @ 2:25 PM
Friday, October 29
:: WTF Friday: My dad's birthday wish ::
My dad's birthday is on November 2nd. So, We're trying figure out what he wants on his birthday. This what he said....
Me: So, Daddy, what do you want for your birthday??
Dad: Bush out of the White House.
Me: .......That's like a million person job, Dad.
Dad: You'll get it done...*walks out the kitchen, leaving me in WTF state of mind*
Why do dads have to be difficult when it comes to their birthdays?
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posted @ 6:54 PM
Wednesday, October 27
:: For all those you got to see the Lunar Eclispe..::
Lucky butt trumpets.
Hmph. The sky is cloudy. Only thing I could see are airplane lights. Anyways, Did anyone watch South Park and Drawn Togther?? That was some funny shit.
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posted @ 10:45 PM
Monday, October 25
:: This is fucked up... ::
Tadashi Saito imagines his son leaving the office and trudging home to a lonely bachelor's apartment — with all the lights out and no hot food on the table — after a long day at work.
So instead of waiting for his son to find the woman of his dreams and settle down, Saito is making the first move by joining the latest fad in Japan's lucrative marriage market: attending a lonely heart parent convention. Read more...
I know it's acceptable in some cultures and all, but if my parents ever tried that shit on me...Someone please restrain me from going ballistic on them.
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posted @ 1:58 AM
Saturday, October 23
:: Why does he look like he wants to...::
For all you who don't know, Apolo is kicking some serious ass in China. 2 GOLD medals. But has anyone looked over at the
CyberScoreBoard? Why does Ohno look like he wants to turn around and say "In yo Face, Biyatch." or "You got served!"? Am I the only one thinking that?
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posted @ 9:09 PM
:: Quiz Time ::
You Are a Snarky Blogger! |
You've got a razor sharp wit that bloggers are secretly scared of.
And that's why they read your posts as often as they can! |
The funny part about people saying that I am funny is that I'm being serious.
Your Stripper Name is: Topaz
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Hmm, it's ok. I like Loco Mocha better.
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posted @ 3:31 AM
Friday, October 22
:: To Humor myself ::
I'm bored. So, I went to
Yahoo! Travel and humored myself into pretending I'm going on a Short Track Speed Skating event. And no, I'm not going to one this year. School and Money are just messing with "the plan". What is the plan?? Seeing ass, duh! Shit, Ya'll should know. Maybe, Next year.
Shreveport, LA to Madison, WI
Travel Time: 7hrs 24min
$386
That's not bad.
Shreveport, LA to Beijing, China
Travel Time: 28hrs 55min
$1030
Yeah....I won't be heading to China anytime soon. Maybe in he future when I'm either rich or If I marry some rich dude. Hmmm..Might pull Anna Nicole. Ok, Kidding. And 28 hours on a plane?!? Do you know many drugs you need to keep you from going bersek on this flight?? 2. How do I know this? Let just say being military brat, you'll learn a lot of things about killing time on long ass trip. Or my mom would dope us up with Dimenatape and tell us "Baby go nite nite" Sad part is that shit still works on us.
Shreveport, LA to Budapest, Hungary
Travel Time: 17hrs 0min
$665
Wow. I thought it would be more but it's not a bad price traveling wise. When is the world going to invest into making some teleporters or bridges to another countries across the ocean?
I know there's more events but some of them you can't find airport for which is scary. They have to be out way in middle of "Where in the fuck are we? Land. I bet there isn't a McDonald's near by. I hate McDonald's but it's kind of like comfort. Or second choices eating something that might kill me.
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posted @ 8:15 PM
Thursday, October 21
:: This week just sucks....::
A pair of donkey balls. Well, not the entire week. Tuesday and Wednesday open a can whoop as on me for some odd reason. I usually like Wednesday but now...I don't know. Thank God, I don't have balls. I know they would be kneeing me there. Thank God for Friday. Good ole Friday is always the one that keeps ya smiling. Let's not forget he's cousin, Sexy Saturday. Yeah, Saturday is such a hot bitch.
I'll stop now. I look like I'm loosing my dayum mind. Stupid school and it's mind messing upping thingy manjagers.
I promise to write better post than this....On my honor. In fact, the next one will be funny.
*hides behind the hottie next to the bookcase*
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posted @ 8:38 PM
Wednesday, October 20
:: Only in Louisiana... ::
You can find packaged rabbit and gator meat in the meat section in
Super One Foods. Yeah, it was kind of disturbing to be looking for some ground beef when you look up and see "Frozen Rabbit Meat" All that was missing was deer and ostrich meat. I'm so living in the boomdocks.
Anyhoo, I'm so tired but can't sleep. Must..Work...On..Speech...And...Study for..Test... but first, I will treat myself to some ice cream or maybe some popcorn. Hey, I should do both but not at the same time though. Because that will cause some questioning from my dad. That's last thing I need, parenting from the dad.
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posted @ 10:06 PM
Saturday, October 16
:: Review: Shark Tale ::
Wow....I saw this movie last weekend. I forgot to post about it. Anyways, I'm disappointed in this movie. It was really boring. Comparing it to "Shrek" and "Finding Nemo" is a bit insulting to those movies. You really don't care for the characters. The story was weak. The product placing is just fucking crazy. If you walked out of the theater and crave a coke, Congrats. You've been brain fucked by this movie. Overall, This movie is another Space Jam, great cd but bad movie. It was another bad hype.
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posted @ 7:25 PM
Friday, October 15
:: WTF Firday: Chick Filet Drama ::
So, I went to my favorite fast food place in the world with a friend of mines. We were so happy to get some chicken sandmich from our lil place. We were up in the line, waiting and anticipating, to get our hands on our burger until this motherfucker comes up to the counter and starts complaining that his burger was greasy. .....I'm not shitting you. Apparently, he thought he was getting some kind of new fried chicken or something. For those who are unfamiliar with the Chick-A-Filet burger, it's fried chicken burger with a butter bun and pickles. It's fattening...but you know what, if the fat of the food bothering that fucking much, get off your ass and jog.
Whoops. Going off in the deep end. My bad.
I felt sorry for the poor lil cashier. I know she wanted to go apeshit on him but she had abide to the customer is always right even if he is a delusional whack job. So to make a long story into short one, he got another burger and shut the fuck up. My friend and I were so baffled by this we just... just...welll, we ate and kept cracking jokes at him. He was also wearing a bush supporter button. Yeah, we rolled our eyes too.
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posted @ 3:32 PM
Tuesday, October 12
:: It's Official.. ::
I officially and whole heartily hate (yes, I using the word "hate" because this show just disgust me that much) the show, Laguna Beach. It's suppose to be real life show but I'm not biting. It's a MTV version of the OC, which I also hate with passion. Do we really need to see more whiny spoiled rich bitches on t.v.?? Fuck no. They do better bringing back the show, Jackass.
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posted @ 9:56 PM
Monday, October 11
:: Dammit!! ::
I missed the Battle Sexes!! Only caught last couple of minutes of it. I don't like Angela. She gives all the Angelas in the world a bad name. She so damn whiny. Ugh! I hope they open can of whoops ass on her. And Cameron....vote her ass off too. She so fucking lying when she said "I'm only here to chill out and relax.." Bullshit!! You are there for the money too. If you can't admit it, bounce out.
I need to catch the rerun of this. I wanna know what happened in the beginning. Anyone up for discussing?? Come on...I know people still watch MTV for the drama shows.
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posted @ 10:03 PM
:: Another sad day...::
Christopher Reeve, the star of the "Superman" movies whose near-fatal riding accident nine years ago turned him into a worldwide advocate for spinal cord research, died Sunday of heart failure, his publicist said. He was 52.Read more...
Wow....Ape...Your creeping out. When you said they died by 3s, you weren't lying.
He's only 52. He was still young. How can not respect this man?? He had some many curves balls thrown into his life but he never gave up. He was truly Superman.
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posted @ 2:30 AM
Sunday, October 10
::Unconscious Mutterings::
- Spacious:: Large
- Crash:: Car
- Autobiography:: A Journey
- Sparkly:: Bright
- Wild Thing:: Groovy
- Haagen-Das:: Ice cream
- Sci-fi:: Star Trek
- Voice:: Acting
- Boy Scouts:: Eagle
- Grief:: Good
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posted @ 8:52 PM
:: Whatcha think?? ::
I'm not ready to bitch about what's been bothering, so I decided to focus my anger on updating the blog design. Very Sassy, huh? I like it better than the another one. It was nice but this is more me. I don't wear that much pink anyways. The Internal Navigations don't work yet. Sorry, I'm still on working on those thingys. I also added a couple new people on to my blog Mafia list. *Hey Neets and Molls*
So tell me what ya think,ok??
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posted @ 6:57 PM
Saturday, October 9
:: It's on now!! ::
When thought things couldn't get any more stupid and just fuck up, it has but times 2. I'm so pissed off right now. I can't even talk about it...I have to calm down first. More later.
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posted @ 6:08 PM
:: 3...2...1 ::
Sometimes, you gotta release tension by screaming as loud you can. That's all...move the fuck along.
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posted @ 2:59 AM
Wednesday, October 6
:: Memoirs of a Geisha Movie?? ::
I was wondering around
IMDb and I was checking out some random actors and actress. I checked
Michelle Yeoh's profile and noticed she's been cast for "Memoirs of a Geisha." I'm psyched about it. I haven't finished the book yet but from what I read so far. Holy shit! This is a good book. I have to go buy it and finish up.
Anyone else excited about it??
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posted @ 5:04 PM
Tuesday, October 5
:: You got my respect ::
Comic Rodney Dangerfield Dies at Age 82
Dangerfield, who fell into a coma after undergoing heart surgery, died at 1:20 p.m., said publicist Kevin Sasaki. Dangerfield had a heart valve replaced Aug. 25 at the University of California, Los Angeles, Medical Center.
I haven't seen much of work. I did like him in
"Rover Dangerfield." Rest in Peace, Rodney. Watch for my Mamma. She's got some fucking funny jokes too. You've got some competition.
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posted @ 9:17 PM
Monday, October 4
::Unconscious Mutterings
- Courage:: Red Badge
- Stamina:: sex
- Leader:: follow
- Idea:: lightbulb
- Rockstar:: Tommy Lee
- Dew:: Mountain
- Guards:: Metal Gear Solid (Don't ask!)
- Lenny:: Carl
- Alliance:: Ultimate team up (Again. Don't ask!"
- Cigarettes:: Cancer Sticks
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posted @ 12:29 AM
Saturday, October 2
:: $*&*@(*(@*! ::
Computer went pyscho on me and I had reload everything. I've got majority of my stuff back up (Thanks for some backing up ) but my new skin has been deleted. Note to self, back up at least every week, instead of the usual once of month. My music is all gone too. Except Simple & Clean songs. When you walk away, you don't hear me say please...Oh baby. Whoops, off the topic. My bad topic. Off Topic! I'm working as hard I can can to bring it back up. Don't worry. My stuff is up...as well as my pissed off level.
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posted @ 1:23 AM
Friday, October 1
:: Phew! ::
Tonight, I finished the last of my informative speech. 2 speeches down and 3 more to suffer through. I don't like speech. I hate getting in front of group people that I don't know to well. It makes me feel naked. I can rest for at least 2 weeks now. Plus, Fall break is next week. I can catch up on some school work for that class and Math. Yeah, very dorky but I need to make the grades in order to transfer out of here.
Oh! I've finally got time to update the blog. I'm excited!!! Not really, I just like change. Ok, not all changes. They can suck or they can rock. This one will be rocking.
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posted @ 1:06 AM
