Friday, April 30
The stupid questions that you ask yourself during ice cream binge
I'm in a strange mood. Don't know why. Could be the ice cream, the studying, or the over excitement of the new tv. Who knows. All I know that my brain is asking me questions that I don't like.
- Am I the only one America who doesn't feel sorry for John Stevens?
- Why are my dreams turning into a episode of "Reno 911" with the realness of cops??
- Why are Apolo and Rusty involve in this dream??
- Why in the hell isn't kinky or at least filled one tiny bit of sex??
- Why do I feel dirty when laugh at the video,
Bible Man
- Where the hell did this scratch come from??
- Why am I so sleepy??
- Should I bitch slap the couple in the row in front during bios that make out during the slide show?
- Should I bitch slap the annoying fuck turd in chemistry?
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posted @ 9:26 PM
Wednesday, April 28
Thank you, Elton.
"The three people I was really impressed with, and they just happened to be black, young female singers, and they all seem to be landing in the bottom three," said John, commenting on the tally in which the lowest vote-getter is eliminated.
"They have great voices. The fact that they're constantly in the bottom three -- and I don't want to set myself up here -- but I find it incredibly racist," John said at a news conference promoting his Radio City Music Hall concert backed by an orchestra of students from London's Royal Academy of Music and The Juilliard School of New York.
Elton John Says 'American Idol' Vote Is 'Racist'
American Idol.......Change your voting system.
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posted @ 9:10 AM
Tuesday, April 27
You are What You Eat
I got this from
Yano, who got from someone, who got it from a trick named Jim, who got it from a Colombian drug leaders, who got it from his Tranvestie Girlfriend. We all know how it goes. These things spread like herpes.
Here's my results:
Angela,
You are friendly and easygoing. People feel comfortable around you so it is not a surprise that many friends surround you. You have high self-esteem and will not let anyone get you down.
Yes, I used my real name. My dad was in my room and he was watching. He saw "Luna" pop up and he started to whine about it. Grrr...MY computer. Anyways, I like that part. I mean, I don't have many friends. Friend is strong word. The self-esteem thing...I thought it was "I don't give a fuck what people say" attitude thing. Continue...
You're an unpredictable and strict person. You enter competitions just to taste the sweetness of victory, and love to do lots of travel.
More like spontaneous or hyper. Strict???? Bitch, please. I'm the last strict person in the world. Ok, maybe when comes to school work but that's a must. And yes, I like to win. Who the hell doesn't? I'm not going to rub in the losers' face. I mean, they know they sucked and I'm the shit ;-) I like traveling. It's fun.
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posted @ 8:39 PM
Ten on Tuesday
Yeah, I'm quite lazy today. Don't feel like putting up the banner. Sue me. I dare ya.
Ten Great Cartoons from Your Childhood
*Geez, This is hard. I love cartoons!! Ok, I can do it.*
1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
2. X-men
3. Sonic the HedgeHog
4. Jem
5. Robtech aka Macross (Yes, anime hommies. I have given the correct name. Let's not get anal!!)
6. Looney Tunes
7. Mysterious Cities of Gold (Golden Condor...'Nuff said, Bitch)
8. Rainbow Brite
9. Talespin (Ohhh Yeah...I love that theme song...I've got the tape.)
10 David the Gnome (Swift the fox kicks ass!!!)
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posted @ 12:22 PM
Friday, April 23
Friday Five
*Since Friday Five has no new five, I've decided to just go into the past and do it.*
Old Skool Friday 5!!
1. What's your favorite time of day?
The evening. That's when you can just finally relax and just chill out.
2. What's your least favorite time of day?
Butt crack of the dawn. I'm not a volunteer morning person. I have to be forced to wake up in the morning.
3. Are you a morning person or a night owl? Does it cause any problems?
Night Owl, fro sure. Most of my classes are really early in the morning and I usually be in the bed around 3 am. My wake up time is 6:30. Yeah, not a good bedtime.
4. If you had an entire worry- and obligation-free day, what would you do with it?
Sleep or just watch some good movies.
5. How do you plan to spend your weekend?
I don't know yet. Well, I know I have to study for Chem. But I'm still deciding on the fun factor of it.
*Update @ 12:28 am 4/24/04 I just forgot that I'm working at the Airshow this weekend. Can we say.....Kick ass??? I love air shows. I'm big military airplane freak.*
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posted @ 10:12 AM
Wednesday, April 21
American Idol.......WTF??
Did anyone watch it???? Did you see what the fuck is going on???? It's popularity contest!! It's back to the first season again (When Christina was voted off before Rj and Nikki, We all know that those 2 sucked ass during the finals.) Latoya, Fantasia, and Jennifer in the bottom 3?!? TeenyBoppers...........Stop voting with your vaginas!!!!! Geeez, the guys sucked last night. Girls kicked ass but the bottom 3 should have been those 2 boys and one girl. Gawd, What is America smoking??? Raisins??
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posted @ 8:06 PM
Tuesday, April 20
Ten Things You Want To Do Before You Die
1. Have Sex (What??? I'm not going to lie. I would like to be devirginized before dying.)
2. Have at least one child
3. Get a job :P
4. Go to Japan
5. Graduate from College
6. Go to a Short Track event
7. Get my own web domain
8. Own my own bakery or cafe
9. Go to Med School
10. Meet Apolo Ohno
From Last Week
Ten Positive Qualities You have
1. Patient
2. Reasonable
3. Thoughtful
4. Supportive
5. Open-minded
6. Funny (Even though, half the time I am being serious. For example, Flashing the South Korean ST Male skaters .....Hey! I'm just helping out my team. Besides, Them boys are still young and might been investing their time with porn...So yeah. LOL! J/k I'm not a Girls Gone Wild Ho)
7. Playful (can be bad too)
8. Honest
9. Awesome cooking skills (That's only thing that I will brag about.)
10. Wise (This was suggestion made by a friend. I'm told that I have an old soul, which is a good thing to have.)
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posted @ 7:23 PM
Monday, April 19
Bitch is back....Well, just for a moment ;-)
I'm back. Sorry for the hiatus but you know life goes. One minute, your riding on the cloud of happiness and then the next minute your being screwed in the ass by a lightning bolt from that used to be nice cloud. Asshole....Always thought clouds are evil. Sitting in the sky, just plotting their world domination.... *Shakes fist at the clouds* I'm going to try to post at least once a day this week, god willing. Anyhoo, I hope everyone is doing aiight. If not, well......How about that??.....You get better now, you hear. Just bury yourself into some
ass short track pics.
Happy MotherPlucking Spring!!!
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posted @ 10:05 AM
Monday, April 12
I'm alive
I'm alive....Call search parties off. I just been hiding. Explain later...Well not really explain but give equation what happened. So, prepare for long ass math problem of life. Gotta love that, eh??
HAPPY BELATED EASTER!!!! Easter Bunny stopped at our house....Actually, it was plain ass rabbit who seemed to be eating our plants. Hopefully, he doesn't die from them because we think one is poisonous. Yeah...There's going to be a dead bunny in our yard soon. *pulls out the grill and some seasoning* Just kidding! I don't eat rabbit. I should....They multiply like hell. Horny bastards.
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posted @ 10:09 AM
Friday, April 9
*Punch herself in the head*
I'm dumbass....'Nuff said. Excuse me, I'm going to bury myself in my backyard. Hopefully, my embarrassment will die or I will. Gawd, Why can't we read people's mind???
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posted @ 5:04 PM
Wednesday, April 7
Ow! My kidneys
South Park......Oh shit. All got to say is just watch it because it's funny as hell. LOL...I can't even type right now. I'm sorry....I'll come back when I done with my laughing fits.
Okay, I'm back. God, I never laughed so hard. South Park and Dave Chappelle on the same nite??? That's just too fuckin' sweet. All I got to say about the shows is you must watch it. I'm serious.....You'll piss a kidney, a heart, a lung, and eyeballs. All got to say is "You got served" got a needed diss and Wayne Brady is funny as hell.
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posted @ 9:28 PM
No School for me
Nuff said. You know what that means???
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I get to lay on my ass all day!!!!!!!! Yeah, Me!!!!!
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posted @ 3:00 AM
Tuesday, April 6
Ten Negative Qualities You have
1. Immature
2. Selfish
3. Judgemental
4. Procrastinator
5. Shy
6. Passive (to some degree)
7. Noisy
8. Lazy
9. Peverted
10. Overreactive
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posted @ 10:02 PM
Monday, April 5
She's a cute girl!!!
I've finished watching MTV's "I want a New Face." This girl is pretty. I don't understand why she thought getting bigger titties would help. I mean, those things were to huge and she's very tiny girl. She's going to have a reduction soon. Personally, I wouldn't want her on the magazine because she basically butchered herself to look like a stereotype that Playboy is now trying to get rid of. I would have told her to quit trying to be everyone else and look at herself in a positive light. Sure, We all have little issues with our bodies but going as far to get them fix up? The problem will never be solved. It's mental thing, not physical thing.
A deep post??? WTF??? Did I write that???? Oh, shit. Time to be shallow, I'm going to eat all the last of vanilla ice cream up. Ok, it's not shallow. It's selfish. It's close. They both start with a fucking "s". Yeah.....That's my story, I am happily sticking to it.
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posted @ 10:14 PM
The Inferno....Julie is fuckin' stupid
Julie.......That bitch has lost her mind. She challenged Coral to a wrestling match. WTF??? To myself, when someone challenges you to wrestle, that means you want to fucking fight. Not fucking play wrestle but a real ass street fight. Other words, blood and hair pulling will be shown. Also, maybe some teeth flying out. It's fucking death match, basically. I was rollin' the whole time. The boys are lookin' at Julie like "Bitch, Are you mad???" and "Have you ever been in a fight??".
The funny part about this shit is Julie is complaining Coral is starting the shit because she's manipulating everyone in the voting. WTF???? They've got their own fucking minds. She's not going around campaign for anything, like Julie has been doing (Mallory thing). So, I don't see it, Julie. Maybe, you see it because you know Coral is friend of Melissa and you have axe to grind against her since the last challenge, when she called your ass out???? Hmmm...Catty but yet you claim you don't do it. However, I don't know the whole story...blah blah..blah I wasn't there....blah..blah. I'm just reporting what I've seen and read off the internet.
But the greatest quote of the night: "I don't wrestle. I beat fucking bitches up!" LOL!!! I'm using that quote. Gotta love Coral!!! She takes no shit!!!
Next review....That Plastic Surgery Show......I think that girl is pretty. I don't know why she's getting the surgery.
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posted @ 9:46 PM
News that made me go "Hmmm"......DA Sequel!!
Activists Scream Over Booze-Flavored Ice Cream via
Yahoo!
A new vodka-flavored ice cream launched in Australia provoked an outcry Saturday from groups worried it would give children a taste for alcohol. The booze-flavored Illicit Vodka Cranberry Magnum ice creams hit the shelves just months after biscuit-maker Arnott's new Tia Maria Tim Tams and Kahlua Slices prompted fears that the liquor-laced biscuits would encourage children to drink.
........Hmmm.....This is Alcoholics dream come true. And they made it with Magnum Ice Cream??? It's on now!!! On serious note, Sell them as if it was alcohol. They shouldn't be near the ice cream section if they fear of kiddies getting drunk on some ice creams.
Python Tries to Eat Boston Owner via
Yahoo!
Police rescued a Boston woman from the jaws of her 7-foot Burmese python after the snake clamped onto her arm and started squeezing. Wanda Nunes, 43, told the Boston Herald that her python Moma went for her arm shortly before she planned to feed her two rats Saturday morning.
This is reason why I don't want snakes and rodents as pets. Nothing but drama and trauma. Also, that snake could have inhaled my ass but lucky, she might spit me out, due to not able to stretch it's mouth over my ass. See...Big asses have some perks.
William Hung to Release Debut Album via
Yahoo!
Inspiration," in stores Tuesday, includes "She Bangs," along with another Martin hit, "Shake Your Bon-Bon," and a cover of Elton John's "Rocket Man." There's also a bonus DVD.
*eye twitching* Ok, That fucking it!!!! I'm going on American Idol. Score me some pity points and then make "abulm".
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posted @ 10:34 AM
Sunday, April 4
News Links that made me Go "Hmmm"
Time Change Can Trouble the Sleep-Deprived via Yahoo.
The NSF offers the following tips to help you cope with the time change:
-Plan to get at least eight hours of sleep on Saturday night -- or more if you already feel tired.
-To help your sleep pattern adjust to the time change, go to bed a half hour earlier than your normal weekday bedtime on Saturday night and sleep at least a half hour later on Sunday morning.
-If you need more sleep on Sunday, take a nap in the middle of the afternoon. But don't take a nap later than 4 pm. That's too close to your bedtime and could disrupt your nighttime sleep.
-Don't consume caffeinated beverages or food after the morning and avoid eating a heavy meal or drinking alcohol too close to bedtime.
-Make sure to go to bed early enough on Sunday night to get at least eight hours of sleep.
Uh-oh.....I think I'm fucked. Not sexually....You know??? Never mind.....Continue with dirrty thoughts.
Disney World man in 'Tigger' costume charged with molestation
Via GainesvilleSun
"As the photo was being taken, (the victim) claims that Tigger moved his right hand up to her right breast and started massaging it several times," the report said. "(The victim) became very embarrassed and ashamed of the incident and claims that she did not say anything to her mother until they left the park."
........You know, I 've always thought that Tigger was off. Like, Druggie off but Pervert off......hmm-mmm. And this guy was living out a porn dream too. Better be lucky that he didn't beat down into Tigger's shit.
Spam A Smash Hit At Hot New Restaurant
Filipinos are lining up for a chance to eat at one of Manila's hottest new restaurants, but the menu may seem strange to some people. Spamburgers, Spamnuggets, Spam spaghetti, Caesar salad with Spam and Spam and eggs top the menu at the Spamjam restaurant.
........hmmm..... I'm a citizen of the Philippines......I'm off to the Philippines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Grabs a her purse, ziplock bags, and shoes*
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posted @ 5:03 AM
Saturday, April 3
My thoughts about World Championship on Abc.....
- An hour wasn't enough for me. I love figure skating and all but give short track a some more air time too. They deserve the airtime unless the FCC must have deemed it to fucking "violent" but yet, commercials with tits and ass are ok.
- Err... How is team skating hard to point out??? I'm not a short track knowledge guru but it's kind of obvious. The front guy would lead while the another 2 fellows set up blocks. Middle guy will protect the outside and the back guy protects the inside. It's kind of like "DUH......LOOKIE LOOKIE, WE ARE HELPING." But, I'm no expert and I'm trying not claim the title. However, if it was that obivious to me and the judges didn't see.......somebody eyes are bad......Yes, I was wearing my glasses during that time.
- In the 1000m semi, Lee purposely rammed into Apolo. Now, that was fucking obvious. I bet Apolo was pissed. The way he was looking in the heat box.......Me thinks he was about to cuss up a storm. Very a big storm. But, he kept classy during the interview. When he walked away from the camera (kudos to ABC for watching him.), I wanted to jump in the tv and just give him a big ole hugged.
- What the hell was up wth all the commericials???? Dayum, It was like watching USA (You all know that USA shows more commericals than the movies/shows.)
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posted @ 8:15 PM
Friday, April 2
It's here....
Whatcha think???
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posted @ 7:37 PM
