Monday, August 30
::Announcements::
Hey everyone...
Sorry for not updating like always but somethings have popped up. You know how that shit goes, right? So, I'll be back as soon as I'm done and over with the issues that have arisen. Plus, I'll be back with some new things to my site to celebrate a year of blogging. Don't worry..I'll be back..Stronger, Faster, and Ghettoer...
Love,
You know who this is, bitches!
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posted @ 7:02 PM
Thursday, August 26
::So tired....::
It's only the first week of school. I'm already dead tired. Geez, I'm going put myself in a coma if I go on like this. Sleepy, Sleepy!
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posted @ 10:52 PM
Saturday, August 21
::Joke::
I'm in a crummy mood. Don't ask. The only way I can get over the mood is by telling jokes. Cheesy, Perverted jokes. Enjoy.
- One day, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?" The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women's rights and storms away. Cheney then says to Bush, "George, its pronounced 'quiche'."
- How do you scare a bee??? Boobee
- How do you piss off Winnie the Pooh? Stick two fingers in his honey.
Hee!! Hee!! All jokes are from
Mike the Miz.com. He's got some funny jokes!!
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posted @ 1:20 AM
Tuesday, August 17
::Whoops!::
Somethings I forgot to mention that happened over the weekend.
- My daddy's home. My daddy's home!!!!!!!! He came in early Friday morning. Scared the shits out of me. I sleepwalking into the bathroom and whomp! there he was in the hallway pulling his bag into his room.
- I got me some purple and gold shoes!! Now, I'm pimp tight. ha! Now, The world will tremble at my feet. I got pink Happy Bunny flip flops and purple and gold shoes.
- I went to see the Yugi-Oh movie with my sister. Let's just say my reward for going with her will be awesome reward. Don't ask if I enjoyed or not. I was too busy counting popcorn and playing, "Death Glare at the 5 year old bastard."
- I beat up my brother on Sunday. Why?? I felt like it. Hell, Check out the big sister codebook. Check under the older sibling rights.
- I saw "Kill Bill Volume 2". It was good. Lil' too much talking but still pretty good. My brother thought Bill and Beatrix should have a kick ass fight, instead the nipple grabbing. Don't ask.....He's only 17.
Anyways, Yesterday....My brother and sister back to school. I thought I had the house to myself but end up sharing the house with my parents. I stayed in my room the whole day. Yeah...I wanted a peaceful week before hitting the books again. Getting my mind ready....by watching the Olympics. Yeah, Olympics is very good source of inspiration. Nothing like well toned, sweating, hot male body moving into sexual positions good ole hard working people.. Especially, the males. Yes, those males...
BTW, I feel like changing my blog again. So, expect changes soon....Not sure when though. Before, I turn into a studying bitch. Who knows??
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posted @ 12:43 AM
Sunday, August 15
::What's going on??::
Nothing much. Just chillin' like a villian who just escaped jail and crashing at his baby's mama house. Anyways, I've been busy. Preparing for classes, looking for stuff for my sister's birthday (16 years...wow! She's growing up so fast..too fast. Quit growing dammit!!!), and watching the Olympics. Did anyone jaw dropped when they saw the Italian team walk out on Saturday?? If you didn't see, check them out. They got some hot lookin' mofos on that team. Poland was looking pretty yummy too. Our basketball team.....My god, they destoryed our record. Puerto Rico beats us, man!! But, then again....Puerto Rico was looking pretty damn hot. Yes, siree!! OOO, Check out the gymnastics men's teams too. Nothing but hot ass men. Gawd, Olympics is like a buffet of hotness.
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posted @ 5:24 PM
Sunday, August 8
::Mommy!!::
My mommy is coming home!! My mommy is coming home!! I get presents and you don't...ha ha ha!!!
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posted @ 8:15 PM
Thursday, August 5
::Daria...Sniff::
When I was at my aunt's house in South Carolina, I had the huge honor to watch "Daria". I miss that show. I know it's on Nogin but it looked butchered to me. That's just wrong to me. Anyways....Let's remember the wise words of Daria and her comrades at Lawndale.
- Jane: Hey Daria, can I have your boots?
Daria: Yeah, turn around. I'll give you one right now.
- Daria: You tried to buy my influence with a date?
Quinn: Well, that's how we do it in America, comrade.
- Mr. O'Neill: You probably think about the dark side all the time.
Daria: The... dark side? Are we talking about "The Force"?
- Daria: Only Quinn could turn having brains into a fad.
Jane: You know how fads are. Today it's brains, tomorrow, pierced tongues. Then the next day, pierced brains.
- Daria: Don't worry. I don't have low self-esteem. It's a mistake.
Jake: I'll say.
Daria: I have low esteem for everyone else.
- Daria: Quit watching me you squirrel pervert.
- Mr. Anthony DeMartino: And why are we going to engage in simulated combat? Daria.
Daria: Because no high school education is complete until you've chased your fellow students around the woods with toy guns?
LOL!!!
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posted @ 11:30 PM
Flobble...Kiss my ass!!
Apparently, my flobble box is acting like a bitch. Time to change taggies servers. Add a couple things...Internal Navigation are almost done. Wooohooo!!!
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posted @ 4:29 PM
Wednesday, August 4
::......::
I'm so forgetful sometimes. Shessh, I forgot my mom left today for Vegas. Oh well...I need to work on this memory thing. I'm 20 and already forgetting shit. Isn't that sad?? Anyways, The sibs and I have the whole house to ourselves for 5 days. It's going to be heaven. So far, it's been good. We haven't no explosion, no cops, no drugs, no fighting, or whatever you can think could happen to us. We're doing pretty dayum good. We should get a cookie for our good behavior. Or maybe whatever the hell we want.
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posted @ 8:53 PM
Monday, August 2
::Unconscious Mutterings::
Haven't done this in a while and I'm so dayum sleepy right now. So, whatever.
- Testicles : Balls
- Ribald : vulgar
- Auction : Sold
- Inch : Centimeters
- Tony: Friend
- Phony : Fake
- Stool : Pigeon
- Coyote : Dog
- Cinderella : Story
- Battery: Test
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posted @ 12:26 AM
