Sunday, February 29
- Hollywood:: Make Believe land
- Censor:: banning
- Nascar:: Red Necks
- Lube::
Anal Job
- Mortgage:: House
- Freedom:: Fries
- Champion:: Olympic
- Reality TV:: Real World/Road Rules Inferno
- New York:: Yankees
- Tease:: Britney Spears
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posted @ 6:14 PM
Saturday, February 28
It started off like any another Friday morning. I'll wake up, then lay back down for minute, roll out of the bed, stumble to the bathroom, and beautified myself. Only different about that morning was that my mom was going to take in to school, which was cool. So I get myself ready and start loading my stuff in the car. My mom comes outthe house and closes the door. She walks around the car then stops. She goes "Uh-Oh" and starts checking her pockets for her keys. I put two and two together, figured out that she locked her keys in the house. So, I go "Don't worry, I've got mines in my purse.....Or did I???"
I checked my pursed....I didn't see my keys. I went "Uh-Oh" followed by silent "Oh shit" in my mind. My keys were in the house too!! So, we go around the house and begin to see if any of the windows were open. Not one window. We go back to the car and pull out the cell phone to call my dad. We left a message with one of his worker of, even though I was worried because the guy sounded like a straight dumbass and ended up being one. So, we pushed the car out into the driveway to get some sun, since my mom was cold. I got comfy in the backseat while my mom sat up in the front and started to work on somethings for her job that she left car. We began joke about going to the shed (The only thing open but didn't lead to the house.), pop open a frozen dinner, find a lighter, and heat up. Or we can take that ding-dong we found in the back steat and drink some water and Ensure. After 10 minutes sitting in the car, we took a nap. Well, my mom did. I was half sleep....Hoping the cell phone would ring or my dad would pull up.
So minutes turned into hour, a hour turned into 2 hours. Sitting in the car for 2 hours sucks fucking donkey balls. It makes ya think....A little too much. In fact, I got in fight with the voice in my head. Yes.....That shit ain't right. 2 hours later, Dad pulls up in the driveway. He falls out of the car laughing at us. He unlocked the door and we got into the house. We went in, ate, he left, and I went nite nite. ........I know your expecting kick ass ending of me busting into the window or cops catching me getting into my own house and I would kick some 5-0 ass with some karate moves that came out of nowhere. Well, it didn't happen. It would of been cool but no, it didn't happen.
The moral of the story is always have your fucking keys within your eye site. Sitting in the fucking car for 2 hours is torture. Also, the voice inside your head is a bitch.
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posted @ 10:40 PM
Thursday, February 26
In the future, I'm changing my blog. I know, I know. I've changed 2 million times already..blah blah. I can't help it!! I like colors!!! So Here's a little preview on what I'm working on. Before start giving me credit for creating that blogskin, stop! I didn't create it. Neon_pink did.( You Rock!!!!) She has bunch of skins on
Blogskin, which I suggested for anyone who sucks at creating any skins of their own and wants nicely done one. Anyway, Tell me what you think of it so far. Love it?? Hate it?? Just don't know what to think??? Whatever..Just leave me a comment, ok????
Operation Thingy!
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posted @ 6:34 PM
Why didn't anyone tell me that font was so fucking huge???? Geez, It took up the half of the screen. Sorry! I had my view thingy on Smaller, thinking it was on medium. My bad. If I blinded anyone with the large ass text, please don't sue me. I've got nothing but lent, clothes, and shoes. And I'm not giving my clothes and shoes. That would be a fight to the death. I'll fix it...So put your pants back on (I don't know why you have them off in the first place, but hey whatever floats your boat.) and chill. Working on it, biyotch!
BTW, Happy Birthday, Avery! 17 years old??? Holy shit...We're getting older. *sniff* I remember like it was yesterday. I saw you at the hospital and I told my mommy and daddy that you were cute but just leave it (Yes, I didn't know your name. And I always referred you as "it" or the "gas") at the hospital and lets go play barbies! I'm sort of glad they kept you, even though you are smart ass and taller. So, Happy Birthday, brother!! You'll be rich one day, biyotch!
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posted @ 5:57 PM
Tuesday, February 24
I was watching "America's Top Model" on
Upn and they premiered Tyra's first music video. Let's just say you should watch tomorrow night and look for the scene where Tyra and the mike get too freaking friendly with each other. Not like that! But if she was left alone with it, she could of done it. I like Tyra and she does have a beautiful voice but dayum.....Fire that fucker who made that video because it was very shitty. You deserve better, girl.
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posted @ 9:06 PM
Ten on Tuesday
Ten Places You Want to Visit
1. Tokyo
2. Wellington, New Zealand
3. Russia
4. South Africa
5. Guam
6. Thailand (especially, Bangkok. I want to get bang by some....J/k!!)
7. Vatican City
8. Samoa
9. New York City
10. Trinidad and Tobago
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posted @ 7:38 PM
Monday, February 23
Finished decorating.....Again. I've changed this site color like 5 or 6 times now. Sheesh, I'm so indecisive about colors. I'm indecisive about everything but that's another post. Everything is back in order. Adding some more things and working on 2 bloggin project. I'll tell ya about them in later.....Way later.
I'm still recovering from last nite. I woke up at 2:00 pm today. Yeah.....I was knocked out. Phew! I'm glad I don't have to work and go to school today. Gotta love Mardi Gras season!
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posted @ 5:26 PM
I went clubbin' tonight.......I know your looking at me like "No shits, Sherlock. You stated it in the title". Well, Fuck you, smart ass bastard. My brain is throbbing and I'm typing from what words I can remember from 24 hours ago. So far, I haven't found any toughy words....Thanks God. Anyway, I'm posting this just in case I need to peek in my archives again and need a reminder for next adventure.
Notes to Luna for Next clubbin' adventure:
1. If you spot a girl wearing the same blouse as you, either run for your life or take the bitch out by mistakely spilling something on them. It seems to be a habit in the clubs here.
2. When "Back dat Ass" comes on, be sure you are far away from the bigger ass people. Yes, you have a big ass and all, but compared what you saw tonight. You are consider petite. Remember, what happen to Tony??? Poor Lil' skinny white boy almost died.
3. Choose better shoes. Yes, the boots are cute and all but do we really have to limp for like week, due to the blister or whatever its into developing.
4. Find out Tony's Friend name. You owe him for saving you from the creepy 45 year-old guy who pretending to be 20. He was cute too. Hmmm.....You might want to rethink your whole "Boys are yucky" phase.
5.
I-Hop is the Jam!!!! It always has been but we must recognize for the fools who don't know. Go there after clubbin. Have fun with Paula the waitress. Don't forget your song! "Me Likey Cheese Sticks!!! Me Likey Cheese Sticks!!!!" And I still think Harvest Grain 'N Nut Pancakes thingy is just another way of saying "Exlax", Matt. Tony, You made sure the pancakes were neverending,huh?? Tony's Friend, Your Sundae did look good. (As well as you but we ain't going there.) I don't blame you for threatening Tony with a straw. Maya...Can't believe you stuffed a pancake in your purse to take home?? Gurl....What did I tell ya??? You bring a Ziploc bag or ask for carryout. Dayum....Walmart was across the parking lot. Meghan, Get your own Dayum cheese sticks. Cheap bitch....love you!
That's all. I need to find some advil, water, and my bed. Nite Nite.
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posted @ 2:48 AM
Saturday, February 21
Yeah, my blog is acting screwy. Give me some time to fix it!
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posted @ 3:29 PM
Friday, February 20
Msn Messenger. Downloaded it again and it working for me now. So yeah.....hmmmm.
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posted @ 12:13 AM
Thursday, February 19
At
Yahoo! News...again, I noticed this article that made me go "Oh shit, its sign of the apocalyspe." Because I've been to river several times and it looks so fucking yucky. But its possible life can pop up in there.
..................Yeah, I'm a geek but I'm going to be a paid geek, biyotch! Now what?!?
Just read it and shut up....
South American Piranha Fished from River Thames
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posted @ 5:14 PM
Yea, I'm extremely tired and sick of studying. I've got one more test to go then I get a 4 day weekend. Mardi Gras....I knew you were good for 2 things. Partying and breaks from school.
Yahoo! News has some interesting articles in the entertainment section. I have to share and comment about to my .6022 readers. So here's go....
Trouble In Paradise For Nick Lachey & Jessica Simpson?
Luna's Thoughts: Its the beginning of the end. Speaking of them, Did anyone watch it last night?? They made new verison of "Take My Breath Away" By Berlin (Is that Right?) and it sounds like shit. Voices aren't strong enough for that song. They sounded too airy for me.
Nelly And Ashanti Romance Blossoms
Luna's Thoughts: OOOOoook...Hmmm. They make a cute couple. I hope they'll just admit it and quit trying to hide it. (HINT HINT JAY-Z AND BEYONCE)
Sharon Osbourne Sad Talk Show Was Canceled
Luna's Thoughts: Awwww! I liked it too. All they needed was better guest and better theme song.
The WB Cancels Supernatural Drama 'Angel'
Luna's Thoughts: I wasn't a big fan of this show. In fact, I thought it was kind of dull. Besides, I prefered Angel during his Buffy days. 1st 2 seasons of Buffy. From what I saw last night, you could tell it was on its last dying leg. Muppet?? Yea....why don't we just bring in a cute lil child?? Call them Olivia or Cousin Oliver.
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posted @ 10:31 AM
Tuesday, February 17
Top Ten on Tuesday
Ten Celebrities That Annoy You
1. Paris Hilton. (Simple life was great and all but the girl does nothing. She's the world's favorite hoe.)
2. Jessica Simpson (Miss Piggy should have whoop her ass. Dumbasses shouldn't roam the Earth without their brain or at least a leash.)
3. Anna Kournikova (She sucks at tennis and another things to but we ain't going there.)
4. Beyonce (She can sing and all but I am sick of hearing her dayum songs. Plus, why can't she admit that her Jay-Z are boinking each other?!?)
5. Janet Jackson's Boob( whichever one that was exposed and Justin Timberlake's hand ....Its amazing, isn't it? We can make anything famous. The dayum thing has a fan club now.)
6. Kelly Ripa ( She bugs me. She's too dayum happy and her husband is too dayum fine for her.)
7. X-tina (She can sing and all but I am sick of her "Wanna-be Ghetto" act. No wonder her ass got beat down in school. She was cocky and smelling herself...too much.)
8. Britney Spears (She whines when she sings!!! But Toxic is a good song.)
9. Mariah Carey (Great Singer but a stuck up bitch)
10. Deston (Ashton and Demi......Who cares?? They're only dating for the attention.)
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posted @ 2:25 AM
Monday, February 16
So, I was up to 4 am studying. I took a short nap, hoping to wake up at least at 7:45 am but nope, my body said "Fuck you. You go nite nite and sleep until 8:45" My test starts at 9:00 am. Let's just say, I glad there wasn't cops on the road today. I ran 3 stop lights and driving speeds at 80 mph.....on 55(I think). I'm fucking speed racer in the Honda. Or should I say Mach Honda?? Whatever.
I saw this article on a message board that I lurk at. (I'm natural born lurker. Nothing Wrong with that.)
Barbie and Ken Break Up! I have couple things to say about it.
1. We all knew Ken was gay.
2. We all knew Baribe was major hoe. (The German Barbie Doll is was based off a hooker.)
3. Ken was afraid of marriage. (Barbie has over 1000 wedding dress but the bitch never got married once.)
I'll talk more about my theory of the break up....Yep, I have no life.
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posted @ 10:52 AM
Sunday, February 15
Hellish, Fucking Horrible, Unbearable, Joyful, and any other words that can describe my thoughts about it.
Nothing but testing this week. I've got a test tomorrow. A test on Thursday. Guess what?? Bam! Another motherfucker on Friday. And you know what else?? PMS. Dayum it....Why can't I get a break for once? The only good thing about this week is my aunt is coming to get her sons. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! I love my cousin and all but these bastards have overstayed their welcome and they need to bounce their little asses off to Oklahoma.
Anywayz, Time to make ya piss a kidney or just simply piss on yourself while your love ones look at you disgust. Trust you'll hate me....But its some funny shit.
South Park Quotes
1. Terrance: Wow, Scott really hates us Phillip.
Phillip: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.
[Silence]
Terrance: But we're not gay, Phillip.
Phillip: We're not?
2. Trey Parker: You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston
3. Cartman: How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?
4. Cartman: The fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet, he spits in your eye
(LOL!!!!! Sorry....I had to post a laugh on that one. This is some funny shit,eh?)
5. Chef: [singing] Say everybody have you seen my balls/They're big and salty and brown./If you ever need a quick pick-me-up./Just put my balls in your mouth./Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls (Stick 'em in your mouth)/Put 'em in your mouth and you suck 'em and you suck 'em.
6. Cartman: It's Christmas. We officially missed it. It's Christmas Day and I'm in Canada.
Kyle: Yeah, but I got my brother back.
Cartman: Yeah, you got your brother back but I didn't get any presents. And what did I tell you, Kyle? I told you if we didn't make it back in time for Christmas I was gonna whoop your ass, didn't I? Now you're gonna get it, motherfucker. That's it, you and me. Right now. We're having it out. Come on. Come on.
[Kyle slaps Cartman]
Cartman: WAAAAAAAH. WAAAAAAAAH. MOOOOOOM. MOOOOOOM.
7. Stan: You guys, I'm getting that John Elway football helmet for Christmas.
Cartman: How do you know?
Stan: 'Cause I looked in my parents' closet last night.
Cartman: Yeah, well I sneaked around my mum's closet too and saw what I'm getting. The Ultravibe Pleasure 2000.
Stan: What's that?
Cartman: I don't know but it sounds pretty sweet.
8. Cartman: I'm not fat, I'm big-boned.
Stan: No, Jay Leno's chin is big-boned. You are a big fat ass.
9. Kitty: Meow?
Cartman: No, kitty, this is my pot pie.
Kitty: Meow?
Cartman: No, kitty. Get back, kitty.
Kitty: Meow?
Cartman: No, kitty, it's my pot pie.
[Kitty hisses at Cartman]
Cartman: Mom. Kitty's being a dildo.
Cartman's Mom: Well, then, I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight.
Cartman: What?
10. Fat Abbott: You think you're so dope you punk-ass bitch. I had my jimmy whacked seven times last week. I'll bust a cop in your motherf****** ass.
Now, hurry up and go to bathroom before you go potty on yourself. Run,Bitch! Run, Bitch!!
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posted @ 11:22 PM
I doubt you'll leave a comment because your fucking rat bastard but your still cool. Just keep your head up, quit assuming the worst, and talk to her. Dude, go to her house and play this song for her. You'll get back in the "home planet." ; ) At least, call me and let me know what happens because I'm sick of playing "Ms. Peacemaker"! I'll take ya to Chick Fillet???
"This Love"
By Maroon 5
I was so high I did not recognize
The fire burning in her eyes
The chaos that controlled my mind
Whispered goodbye and she got on a plane
Never to return again
But always in my heart
This love has taken its toll on me
She said Goodbye too many times before
And her heart is breaking in front of me
I have no choice cause I won't say goodbye anymore
I tried my best to feed her appetite
Keep her coming every night
So hard to keep her satisfied
Kept playing love like it was just a game
Pretending to feel the same
Then turn around and leave again
This love has taken its toll on me
She said Goodbye too many times before
And her heart is breaking in front of me
I have no choice cause I won't say goodbye anymore
I'll fix these broken things
Repair your broken wings
And make sure everything's alright
My pressure on her hips
Sinking my fingertips
Into every inch of you
Cause I know that's what you want me to do
This love has taken its toll on me
She said Goodbye too many times before
And her heart is breaking in front of me
I have no choice cause I won't say goodbye anymore
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posted @ 3:16 AM
Happy Valentine's Day Everyone. I'm a day late but better late than never. So shut the fuck up and be thankful that I remember yahs. Tsk, ungrateful bastard. I did find out what was bothering. PMS was the answer. I'm fine.....I think.
Anyhoo, Mardi Gras parade was today but we changed our minds about going because the weather was pretty "unfestive". I'm surprised they didn't cancel it, due to the rain and sleet. Ass backwards bastards. My day has been uneventful except when Robert began taking off his diaper and walking around the house naked. He ate soap in the bathroom. Yea...My cousins are weird. They leave on Thursday! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!! No more crying and pissy diapers!!!
Anyhoo Verison 2.0, Congrats to the Apolo and Rusty for getting the USA some medals in ST this weekend. They represented!! And the men relay team kicked ass. Hell, WTG everyone who competed. I'm just mad I didn't get witness it on the CSB. Oh well, I'm happy for them. Maybe a little bit. That new skinsuit is fugly. Blue with white stars all topped off with a red and gray. WTF?? Who was on crack during that meeting?? You know it was some dudes who came up with that color diaster. No female would choose that, unless she was blind, bribed, outvoted, or murdered mysteriously before the meeting. Gawd, Where's Carson from "Queer Eye"?? Baby, we need ya. Our team is committing fashion crime. Hurry, my eyes are twitching and my fingers are looking for lighter to burn those bitches.
Anyhoo Version 3.0, Black Eye Peas' "Hey Mama" is fucking hot! I love that song video is tight too. Very original. Check it out...Seriously, You'll like it.
I'm off to make a dedication in the next post...Hang on a sec.
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posted @ 3:07 AM
Thursday, February 12
I'm in one of my moods. Not pms moods. Not like anger mood. Just like sad but I have nothing to be sad about really. School is great, the family is great and fucking crazy, love-life is the way I want it, which is just being single. (I like being single right now! Honestly. I'm not looking for relationship. I've got time to get a bf but I'm not looking for one. Besides, Me, Myself, and I aren't ready for He,Himself, and Him yet. We're too selfish right now.) Maybe because its been raining like cats and dogs down here. Hmm...Who knows?? I'll figure out...One of these days.
Moving on.....
I changed the site once again. I like purple still! Just wanted something new. I think it looks nifty. Did I say nifty??? Anyways, I also added some new links. I'm big fan of Cartoons and Animes. Its only thing I really watch now and reality TV stuff. I watch couple shows like "Wife and Kids", "Friends", "Half and Half", "Dave Chappelle", "Bernie Mac", and etc... Everything else sucks right now. The OC....How is that a hit?? Its too "Dawson's Creek" meets "Melrose Place", but with 16 year old writers making the "plot". Its oozes with cheese. Its the "Save by the Bell" minus morals.
Anyways II, Whacha think of it, my .6022 reader
s??
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posted @ 1:40 AM
Tuesday, February 10
I had to roll my eyes at
this for 3 reasons:
1. This lady is stupid.
2. This lady wasted a lawyers' time. ( If the lawyer was smart, he or she should have sued her ass. They'll be making a point to America about making stupid lawsuits.)
3. This lady needs a life.
For fuck sakes, Can we please move pass "Boobgate"??? They both apologized!! My gawd, if people were so offended by it, why aren't offended by the cheerleaders?? Now, we all know that a tit can pop out easily in those tacky lil uniforms. Or what about the football players' pants?? You can see that they are poking out of it. Or the beer commercials??? Hmmm, can we all say double standard??? Fucking morons.
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posted @ 10:54 AM
Monday, February 9
Since I missed most of last week's ST competition, I promised myself to try to watch all of it the following and now....I think I might unpromise myself. I mean at the times;
Day 1: 1500m, Relay Prelims
Bormio: Thursday, February 12, 2004 - 3:00 PM
Eastern Time: 09:00 AM
Central Time: 08:00 AM
Mountain Time: 07:00 AM
Pacific Time: 06:00 AM
Ok, I'm up around that time but I have to get ready for school. Short Track Scheduling bastards!!! (I know it can't be help due to the times and all but let me have something to bitch about, aeeyt??)
Day 2: 500m, Relay Semifinals
Bormio: Friday, February 13, 2004 - 03:00 PM
Eastern Time: 09:00 AM
Central Time: 08:00 AM
Mountain Time: 07:00 AM
Pacific Time: 06:00 AM
Again, I am up but getting ready for school and I also think I have exam that day. Note to self: Find about if there's exam....maybe I could skip...again.
Day 3: 1000m, Relay Finals, 3000m
Bormio: Saturday, February 14, 2004 - 01:00 PM
Eastern Time: 07:00 AM
Central Time: 06:00 AM
Mountain Time: 05:00 AM
Pacific Time: 04:00 AM
6:00 am on Saturday doesn't exisit in my room. Only time that I'll move in when I have to go potty, beat down my sibz or cousins, or I smell something good cooking upfront.
So basically....I'm hoping to watch (Can we really saw watch because in order to watch it, we have to see bodies on a scene and all we see are some names with numbers and stuff??) some ST action this weekend. But from looks of it, I think I might put myself into craze state for trying. Screw it, I'll find out by looking at the scores.
In another news, My mom works nights now, so she'll come home fix herself something to eat. Well, she made some popcorn for herself as a morning snack (Only in my family). Well, popcorn is usually smells nice right. Not this popcorn. It smelled like shit, in fact, it was so stank that it started spreading through the house. And guess what?? The smell is still in the house. Its in my room. It was in my hair!! Ugh...atomic popcorn!!! I don't know brand but I'll warn you about it once I find out.
Also...The Grammys were ok....Outkast and Beyonce performance rocked but it was stil boring. Also Celine Dion's busted mike was funny. The Simpsons and Bernie Mac were more fun to watch than the Snorammys.
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posted @ 10:37 AM
Saturday, February 7
I'm bored and my head hurts from the hair styling. Let's just say the lady nearly bunred me to death. Actually, Its my fault. I should not scratch my hair too much. Anywho, quizes to make ya laugh.
You're Gangsta Bitch Barbie. You're tough and you
like it rough, and of course you like to pop a
cap in any wiggers ass.
If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be? brought to you by Quizilla
LOL!! That's just to fucking funny. I like that picture. Why does she look like X-tina iin 3 years??
-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which
means you're rare or that you cheated :P You're
the kind of chick that can hang out with your
boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't
care about presents or about going to fancy
placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy
being around your boyfriend.
What Kind of Girlfriend Are You? brought to you by Quizilla
Really??? Hmmm....You hear that boys?? I'm perfect girlfriend, so holla at a girl or I'm going to bust a cap into you because I'm Gangsta Bitch Barbie!!
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posted @ 8:00 PM
Friday, February 6
1. What's the most daring thing you've ever done?
I guess, traveling by myself. Doesn't sound daring but hell, its a big thing in my family. Big ole' worriers from hell.
2. What one thing would you like to try that your mother/friend/significant other would never approve of?
I think sky driving would be fun but my mom would freak out and end up having a heart attack. Also, I think she would freak out if I got a tattoo or something besides my ears pierced. I guess the nipple shield is a fuck no. Rats!
3. On a scale of 1-10, what's your risk factor? (1=never take risks, 10=it's a lifestyle)
a 3...I guess. I'm know my limits. I'm crazy but I'm not that fucking crazy.
4. What's the best thing that's ever happened to you as a result of being bold/risky?
I guess, driving through a thunderstorm at night, which 2 1/2 hours away from home. Also the area was under tornado warning.
5. ... And what's the worst?
Nothing so far. I'm taking it so and easy.
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posted @ 6:58 PM
Thursday, February 5
Hmmm........
Hmmmm........
Hmmmmm........
Come back to me when I'm done thinking....Forgot, what I was going to say.
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posted @ 4:52 PM
Tuesday, February 3
So I went over to the
Ohnozone and saw the times for the chat. I slammed my head onto my desk and let out a groan of frustration.
Friday: 11am ET, 10am CT, 9am MT, 8am PT
Okay, I can do this one, but I'm going to be at school and the dayum computers up there are always taken over by someone. So might have haul ass out of Zoology and get computer before anyone. Hope to gawd, I don't kick out for screaming or swearing.
Saturday: 7am ET, 6am CT, 5am MT, 4am PT
Dude, I'm getting my hair done around 11 am. I planning to get up 10:00 and get ready for that. But I'm so curious whats going happen over in Prague...so I'll try wake up or just stay up all nite.
Sunday: 5am ET, 4am CT, 3am MT, 2am PT
I can handle this one! Sundays are my rest days....so that shouldn't be bad.
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posted @ 11:52 PM
Ten on Tuesday!
Ten Things You Wish You Knew How to Do
1. Relax
2. Speak all foregin languages ( All Them!!)
3. Write nicely (I have a chicken shit hand writing...ironically, I want to become a doctor and most doctors do write like shit...well, the ones I've deal with it.)
4. Take compliments
5. Say "ask" (Wheneva I say "ask", its sounds like I'm saying "ass".)
6. Braid my own hair
7. Backflips
8. Studying
9. Relax
10. Talk more (I'm a really quiet person. Seriously...I don't say a word unless I feel the need to.)
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posted @ 6:42 PM
I'm bored and I'm a sugar high. After flipping through tv to find nothing, I decided to gobble down 2 of those sugar cookies from Walmart (Dude, If you want something so fucking good, go to Wal-Mat and get those big ass frosted sugar cookies. Those are the jam! Makes ya wanna smack ya mama...Not that I would suggest it because that would leave to jail time for her or even death for you.)
Anyways, I'm sitting here listening to R.Kelly's "Chocolate Factory/Loveland" and "World's Greasest" came on. I was like you know what.....I can make a little song from this, but what could I make it about?? So I thought and thought and thought some more. After drinking a Pepsi and making the sugar high 10 times worse ( I'm giggling like I saw deformed penis. Heehee...Penis...heee), I found the thing I was most proud of in the whole world.........Assella. Yep, my ASS. We been through up and downs. She is my milkshake. She is my Squishy.
So here's to you, Assella. Thanks for being there. Almost 20 years...We've almost hit a milestone!!!
The World's Ass Greatest
My ass is a mountain
My ass is a tall tree ohh..
My ass gives off swift wind sweepin the country...and maybe killing a couple people but hey..shit happens...Ha! I made a funny!
My ass is a river down in the valley ohh..
My ass is a vision and I can see clearly...and if ya miss it then you got some serious eye issues.
If anybody asks you why your ass is so great
Just stand up tall
Look em in the face and say
Chorus>
My ass is the star up in the sky
My ass is the mountain peak up high
Hey ain't jiggly?
Mmm..
My ass is the world's greatest
And its that little bit of hope
When my backs against the ropes
I can feel it
Mmm..
My ass is the world's greatest
My ass is a giant
My ass is an eagle ooh..
My ass is a lion
Down in the jungle
My ass is a marchin band
My ass is for the people ooh
My ass is a helpin hand..
My ass is a hero to all the asses.
Ohh..
If anybody asks u why your ass is so great
Just stand up tall
Look em in the face and say
The ass is ring of life, I'll rein love (I will rein)
And the world will notice a queen (Oh Yahh..)
When all is darkest It will shine a light (Shine a light..)
And my ass will use the success you'll find in me (Meee..)
It's the greatest, Can you feel it...
It's the greatest, Can you feel it
(Fades out....)
I smell Grammy! Maybe a couple of lawsuit..But he ain't getting shit...I got nothing, Kelly. And I am not offering any "special" services because dude...you are too freaky for me. Peeing and pooing on people.....eww, I ain't no dayum toliet! If you wanted that kind of sexual experience, I suggest you go to a gas stantion and just wipe your pee pee on the toliet seat. You'll get the sexual pleasure and also butt load another things, like herpes or Bond Disease 3. Nasty fool!! On that note, later biyotches!!!!!!!
| posted @ 12:24 AM
Monday, February 2
After reading Janet's apology, I changed my mind. It was a publicity stunt, which was wrong place to do it at. MTV Awards would have worked but it would looked played out anyway because MTV tries too hard to be controversial. I think its sad that artist like Janet and Madonna, who are 2,000 better than the pop stars of 2004, have to be hip with the scene in order to sell records. Ladies, ya'll do not have to do that! You got fans that love you for who are and don't give crap if your hip with the crowd. That's why we like you. You didn't try to follow crowd. Your the originals, not the followers.
| posted @ 7:59 PM
If you didn't hear about Janet's tit being exposed to millions, here's the article. She had the best performane out there until her boob was exposed. I honestly thought it was accident. I mean look at her face. She looked shocked and embarrassed. But reason why I'm laughing about this is because J.T. He looks like a he just shitted his pants or a deranged rapist who been caught during the act. It classic. This is going to be one of 2004 greatest moments. Gawd, ET and E! are going to have a field day with this one.
| posted @ 12:56 AM
Sunday, February 1
So, this morning, I was sleeping happily in my bed. I was having a good ASS dream. Emphasis on Ass. And I kept smelling fishy. I cringed my nose up and began to talk to myself. "What the Fuck is that smell?" Then I hear this nosie. It kept going "Huh?", So I fling my eyes open and look down to see Robert, grinning up at me. I coo at him and scoop him up into my arms. I realizeed what that smell was.....It was him!! He smelled like a herd of horses who all decided to get together and have a big ass shit together party. Yeah.....So instead of investing into a alarm clock, I've got Robert's poop diapers or his cold ass drool. Only one more week of this shit and we are free.
| posted @ 6:44 PM
Jacking this from Yano again, so here goes;
1. What is your full name: ......I knew this day was coming....The world will know my full name. Here goes.....My full name is Angela Laquita. Yeah...Very dorky. Last name will remain a secret....yeah, I'm paranoid!
2. What color pants are you wearing now: Black Calvin Klien pants with hint of drool marks.
3. What are you listening to right now: "1000 Words" by Jade on the computer, My mom and cousin, Robert, fighting over cheetos, and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
4. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number: 31
5. What was the last thing you ate: Starburst and Sugar Cookie.
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be: periwinkle.
7. How is the weather right now: 64 F...Very spring like.....Santa, where's my fucking snow?!?
8. Last person you talked to on the phone: My mom
9. Your favorite TV show(s): "The Apprentice", "Friends", "Real World/Road Rules Challenges", "American Idol", and "America's Top Model"
10. Do you like the person who sent this to you: She's cool chick.
11. How are you today: I's a'ght.
12. Favorite drink: Pepsi, Sprite, Water with Crushed Ice, and KOOL AID
13. Favorite alcoholic drink: None...I can barely hold kool aid. Seriously, one drink of kool aid and I'm become stupider!
14. Favorite sports to watch: short track, soccer, sumo wrestling, and gymnastics.
15. Hair color: dark brown...for now. Thinking of dying it blakc and putting some purple of blue streaks in it....cool,eh??
16. Eye color Brown
17. Do you wear contacts: No, I prefer my glasses.
18. Siblings: 1 sister, Andrea and 1 brother, Avery.
19. Favorite month: May...The cool people month if you weren't born in this month...you ain't shit...just kidding!! Its still great month.
20. Favorite food Chicken Cordon Bleu, Rice, Ramen, mac & cheese, popcorn...long list...I'll stop.
22. Favorite day of the year: X-mas Eve/X-mas Day
23. What time did you go to bed last night? ????...Did I go to sleep?
24. Summer or winter: Summer vactions and Winter Days
25. Hugs or kisses: ...I'm not a big touchy feely person. Thats invadeing my space....but hugs are cool.
26. Chocolate or vanilla ice cream: Vanila of course!! Chocolate ice cream...blech!
27. Do you want your friends to write back: Err....No. I suck at returning emails.
28. Who is most likely to respond: I don't know.
29. Who is least likely: No clue
30. What's under your bed: Storage bin things, a magazine, and a dollar....Sweet!.
31. What books are you reading: Reading alot of Manga (Japanese Comics...don't worry. they are in English) Escaflowne, Cyborg 009, and Sailor Moon.
32. What's on your mouse pad: Sociology....It all starts here. Yeah, I said "Wtf" to but I'm too lazy to get a new one.
33. Favorite board game: Hungry Hungry Hippos, Operation, Clue, and Monopoly.
34. What did you do last night: Hung out with peeps.
35. Favorite thing to do to pass time surf the web, Play the Playstation 2, and watch tv.
36. Can you touch your nose with your tongue: 1. No. 2. Why the hell would you want to do that?? What's the special reason for doing that?
37. What (I'm changing this to who) inspires you: Anyone who is unselfish.
38. Red, plain or salted popcorn: Salted popcorn. Red popcorn sounds disturbing....sounds like a corn being on its per....I'll stop too much info.
39. Favorite flower: Sunflowers, Lillies, and Lillacs
40. What I have to do to prepare for my day Study, Study, Study!
| posted @ 6:34 PM
From Unconscious Mutterings....Yep...I'm bored again...3 post of coming today!
Ignore:: unnotice
Death:: Scary
Missy:: Elliot
Ballet:: dance
Guest:: Cousins
Campus:: LSUS
Lonely:: Hearts
Company:: Microsoft
Helicopter:: Dragonfly (to me it does....then again I wear glasses.)
Sterile:: germ-free or barren
| posted @ 5:53 PM
January 6 I dissed the hell out of the movie "You got Served". So, last night with a couple of friends and our own snacks (5.00 bucks for a kernel a popcorn is not worth it. Thank god for big ole purses. Maya....We need to hit Ryan's with your purse. I smell cookie run!!!) went to go see the movie. Did I like it?? Hell, no!! It was like I expected big ole pile of flaming shit! The acting was beyond bad it was like WMD bad. Someone needed to invest into some acting classes. Your cuteness can get you so far. The dialogue was weak. You could tell that script was in a rush. The only good thing about the movie was some of the dancing, even though I think its impossible to get all those people insync. OMG! There was one part in the movie, they began in dancing in a thunderstorm for like practicing or some shit that gave me a big ole brain fart. Now, I'm a sucker for seeing some welled chiseled chest but I wasn't impressed. I screamed "WTF?" and got shhed by some horny lil' 13 girls who I end up throwing a skittle at...Yes, I am evil. I still don't get that part. That went over my little head, along with my comrades.
In conclusion, I was right. The movie sucked. I think its only purpose was to use the former B2K for their hypno-sex powers to attract little girls. I can see why the fomrer members of B2K would leave.....Chris Strokes is using the hell out of them. He put them through some cheesy ass shit.
In another news, Ohno is competing by himself in Czech Republic. He paying for trip himself. All got to say is......Whoa! I know that's some serious moola to be shelling out but its going to be worth it. I hope he kicks some serious ass!!! Hopefully, he'll have some kind of support team for him there, which I should not question because I have feeling his pops will be there. All we can do now is send good vibes and cheer loudly in the chatroom for him. GOOD LUCK OHNO!!!!!!! (Ack! That oozed with Cheese, eh?)
| posted @ 1:28 AM
