Tuesday, July 31
:: Ahhh! ::
I'm alive and cool.
We got a new air conditioner. A 2007 model, yo! Apparently, our old a/c was like from the mid 90s. Yeah, it was time for a upgrade. Anyways, Summer is almost gone.
Thank Jebus.
Yes, I said Jebus.
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posted @ 8:02 PM
Sunday, July 22
:: My worst nightmare ::
Our air conditioner died yesterday morning. The poor little thing just shut down. Now, we're sitting in a house with windows wide open and fans on full blast. It's hot as hell in here. Everybody else is like, "Ha ha! It's not hot. Your kidding, Quita!" No, fool. The heat is messing with your brain. It's 80 degrees in here!! I stuck my head in the fridge. No, I don't want to go outside. I really don't give a fuck about how cool it is outside. It is not cooler out there, you liar!! It's hotter! We live in Louisiana! 90 degrees = 120 degrees in Louisiana's degrees, bitch!
Screw it.
I'm going to Wal-Mart. They're open 24/7 and have cool air. Fresh change of clothes, food, and bathroom. Perfect. I think I can slide myself onto one of the shelves, hide behind some merchandise, and sleep.
Oh, I might as well rant about it too.
I really don't give a fuck about Harry Potter.
Labels: rant summerhate
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posted @ 9:56 PM
Saturday, July 21
:: Friday Five :: - Have you ever been to summer camp?
Nope! Never really wanted to do it. The woods, sharing room with a group of girls, and crappy ass food. No thanks! I was fine at home with the A/C, twinkies and my barbies.
- Have you ever made a s'more?
Yes. I didn't like the Graham Crackers, though.
- Have you ever slept under the stars (no tent/tarp)?
No.
- Have you ever had a member of the opposite sex sleep over at your house?
Nope.
- What type of bed do you have (queen, twin, bunk, etc.) ?
A Single. It's comfortable and all but I'm a wild sleeper. If you can't find me in the morning, I'm probably on the other side of the bed...sleeping on the floor.
Labels: friday five
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posted @ 1:24 AM
Wednesday, July 11
:: Can you Go to Jail for Blog Neglect?? ::
Hope not. I really don't want to be Bertha's new bitch. No thanks. Strictly dickly, here. Anyways, I'm going to be updating over the next couple of days. I might even tell you about my trip to Hot Springs, Ark-kansas. I will explain the whole new spelling for it. It was a nice trip. Very relaxing. Along with updating, I'll be redecorating too. Not feeling the pink flowery stuff anymore. Season of Flower Sex is over. It's summertime, yo! The Season of the Sun Violating the Northern Hemisphere.
I hope you enjoy the sun violating you and your loved ones!
Labels: blog update summer hate
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posted @ 1:40 AM
