Stronger, Faster, and Ghettoer

Monday, February 27

:: Ugh...::

If you don't like the her, then why in the fuck are you on her site bad mouthing her? Shit, Don't the hate the girl because she achieving something that you couldn't do in your life. The girl has a B.A. in business,trying to get a masters, and training as full time athlete. Shoot, give the girl her props. She deserves it.

| posted @ 7:43 PM

Sunday, February 26

:: Happy Birthday!! ::

Happy Birthday to my brother!

Happy 19 years, you idiot.

| posted @ 10:49 PM

Tuesday, February 14

:: My response to Valentine's Day..::

...Just kidding. I thought it was funny. Happy Valentine's day to all you lovers out there. Enjoy whatever it is your planning! If it's a romantic dinner at kick-ass resturant (Red Lobster is still kick-ass. I don't care what anyone says. Shoot, the Shrimps are hella good.), enjoy it. If it's a quiet evening at home, enjoy it. If your going to have some sex and call it your day, enjoy it. Just don't record it.

*wink*

| posted @ 12:21 AM

Saturday, February 11

:: You ain't my daddy! ::

Your Daddy Is OJ

What You Call Him: Pops

Why You Love Him: He takes you to church

Who's Your Daddy?

Ha ha!

Um....No. My dad doesn't look anything close to O.J. Plus, I don't even go to chruch.

Please, do not freak out about my song list choice on my radio blog. I'm still tweaking it. Every week, I'm going to change my playlist. One weel, We're going to some Classic R&B or Some Jpop. Who knows? We might have some elephant stomping music..I kid. Oh yeah, I still 20 bucks if anyone wants it. *wink*

| posted @ 9:31 PM

:: This is reason why I mainly focus on ass ::

I don't know what the hell is it with short track and drama but I wish it would just stop. Ugh!! I'm telling ya ass solves every problem. You just look at it and you forget everything that just happened.

Debater 1: Blah Blah!
Debater 2: Blah freaking Blah.
Ass appears
Ass: Sup, internet?
Debaters are stupidfied.
Debater 1: Huh?
Debater 2: *passes out from overload of ass intake*

Well, not exactly true but hey, it has happened to me. Maybe I'm just horny. But, hey. I'm horny and drama-free. *wink*

In other news, Germany and Japan has pretty hot team for Winter Olympics. Our team is hot too. Hot and ghetto.

| posted @ 6:00 PM

Tuesday, February 7

:: Hi. My name is Angela and I'm procasnater.::

P is for the popcorn you pop so you have something to eat in your hands so
you can't type your paper

R is for all of the reading that you are afraid to start because you know
that you won't remember it tomorrow anyway

O is for the overwhelming amount of time that one can manage to waste in an
evening instead of doing work

C is for the crying you will do when you realize what types of grades you
are going to get because you haven't done your work

R is for the radio dial that you are playing with so that you know when you
do start your work there will be good tunes on

A is for the the grade that you won't be getting on the paper that you are
trying to avoid writing

S is for the soup that you make when you are done with the popcorn so you
continue to have something to occupy your hands

T is for the test that you have at 9:00am tomorrow and you haven't yet began
to study for

I is for the insane amount of time that you are wasting by reading this
email

N is for the nodding off in class that you will be doing tomorrow after
staying up all night avoiding your work

A is for the amazing typing skills that you have developed since you have
become an email freak

T is for the terrible grade that you know that you are going to get anyway,
so why bother studying

I is for the inevitable fact that you just know that your work isn't going
to get done tonight

O is for the outstanding organization of your desk that you have managed to
accomplish while "getting ready" to work (we all heard that one before!)

N is for never giving up on the belief that you will eventually do all the
work that needs to be done.

Yeah, My Chemistry Lab notebook and English Journal are due tomorrow afternoon.

I'm doomed!!!!

| posted @ 5:57 PM

Saturday, February 4

:: Yeah....I will remain silent ::

Sometimes, That's the best defense for reading or hearing something that just reeks of bullshit. Plus, Arguing on the internet just makes you look like an ass. Nobody wins. You might get nice e-high five but no, you don't get jack shit. So, I'm just going to sit here and tweedle my thumbs. I'll even whistle a fucking tune.

| posted @ 11:58 PM

Wednesday, February 1

::Rant ahoy! ::

Dear English Professor,

Yeah, I know this is college and all but if your going to give a short quiz, in which you verbally are going to call out the questions to the class, please remember that not everyone can write as fast as you. I'm a girl. We're anal about that type of shit since you fellows bitch about, "Oh my gawd! I can't read your writing. *Insert More Whiney Guy complaints about women.*" So, Slow the fuck down and be patient. Thanks for giving an answer, Sir Rushy McRushRush.

Also, What the hell was up with the quiz tonight? I'm all for matching but you destroyed the joy of it. Here's a hint: Keep it simple. One definition for one word.
One Letter for one word, motherfucker.

Trying not to pull off her shoe and beat you with it,

Angela

P.S. Yes, I know this is wanky as hell but, I needed to have my wanky moment of the semester.

*clears her throat*

So, Any good ass pics lately??

| posted @ 8:18 PM