Saturday, December 13
Yea, I know I am a bit late but hell, I've been busy with X-mas shopping and helping out at Goodwill. I have lost track of days....I've been calling the days like "13 days til X-mas" instead of Monday...or whateva day it is. Anyhoo,
time!
1. Do you enjoy the cold weather and snow for the holidays?
I love it but sadly, Crapana doesn't get any snow. It did one time in 2000 but it was on New years eve.
2. What is your ideal holiday celebration? How, where, with whom would you celebrate to make things perfect?
Just celebrating it with family and kick ass friends. Don't care how or where. As we are just together and having a good ass time.
3. Do you do have any holiday traditions?
Making Cookies on Christmas Eve, eating McDonald (Yea, we are fucked up.), driving around the neighborhood and get jealous over there X-mas lights or make fun of the crappy ones (Yes, we are evil.), and shaking the presents game,which is also called guess what present is it.
4. Do you do anything to help the needy?
Yes, I give money to salvation army money people (bless them for standing outside all day and not getting pissed off for people not helping out.), Toys for tots (Barbies for girls and cars for boys.), and Goodwill Coat drive (Sort the coats out in gender and help give them out.)
5. What one gift would you like for yourself?
....Gawd, I could a big ass list on this one. But I would like 1998 glitter Silver or Baby Blue Honda Civic LX or rent free, fully furnished, utility free, food supplied apartment looking across a lake. Or a tickets for ST WC events for life, that also includes hotel, spending money, and food expense.
Yea, I've got a bone to pick with parent shoppers. For the love of god, DO NOT BRING YOUR CHILDREN SHOPPING WITH YOU. Make the bastards write a list or help them write them, so you can come to the store by yourself. This will save time from making sure they are not running around the store hitting random people with light sabers, from putting Yugi Oh cards into there cards in the aisle, and reducing the likelihood of having more death people in Walmart. If you do this, It will be a less stress on you and another shoppers.
Besides, your sucking the fun of the kids of still believing in Santa.
Yea, bringing them along and telling them you are trying to mark things down for Santa so he could pick up is one of the dumbest excuse in the world. Sheesh, they aren't stupid. At least, just say "We just shopping for orphans." More believable and less suspicious on you. Let them find out about Santa the classic ways, like finding a receipt wrapped with your present, seeing the price tag on the box, or catching parents' putting them under the tree. Thank you and I bid you...Good nite and Merry X-mas...ya Hoes ;)
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posted @ 11:03 PM
