Friday, January 16
I have nothing to report in my life except how bad my lil cousin are and my hair looks like complete shit. ( I need get a relaxer ASAP. I got a buck shots field in back of my head and my scarf cannot cover it.) Also that my dad is coming back home 2morrow. Actually today. Hurrah!...Wait, thats mean we have to help him with putting the Turkey fryer together. Shit!!! Oh, well...At least he'll be home and help out with the demons that Satan rejeceted. ANYWAYS,Since I have no life, I said you know what this sites needs?? More fucking quotes but this time from the Simpsons. Lets give the Family Guy quotes a break, eh?
So here's 10 Simpson Quotes:
1) [Praying heavenward]
Homer: I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!
2) Homer: Marge, old people don't need excitement. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
3) Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man...
[laughs hysterically]
Homer: So to answer your question, I don't know.
4)Lisa: As you know, we've been swimming. And we've developed a taste for it. We agree that getting our own pool is the way to go. Now before you respond, you should know that your refusal will result in months and months of...
Bart, Lisa: CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad?
Homer: I understand. Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.
** LOL!! My brother and I use to do this to my dad. Trust me, after minute of it....they'll give me into your demends. (laughs evily and throws up her pinky finger.)**
5) Homer: Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all life's problems.
6) Lou: I went to the McDonalds over in Shelbyville the other day.
Chief Wiggum: The Mc-what?
Lou: Yeah, I never heard of it either but they say they have over 2000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: Hmm... Must've sprung up over night.
Lou: But you know, its the little differences.
Chief Wiggum: Example?
Lou: Well at a McDonalds you can get a Krusty Burger with cheese. But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Get out! What do they call it?
Lou: A quarter pounder with cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Quarter pounder with cheese... well I can see the cheese but? Hey, do they have Krusty's Partially Gelatinated Gum-Based beverages?
Lou: Yeah, they call them 'shakes.'
Eddie: *Pfft* 'Shakes.' You don't know what you're gettin'
7) Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart's crib and Bart'll sleep with us until he's 21.
Marge: Won't that warp him?
Homer: My cousin Frank did it.
Marge: You don't have a cousin Frank.
Homer: He became Francine back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think her name is Mother Shabubu now.
8) Mr. Burns: You're fired.
Marge: You can't fire me just because I'm married. I'm gonna sue the pants off of you.
Mr. Burns: You don't have to sue me to get my pants off.
9) [After Homer runs over a deer]
Homer: D'oh!
Marge: A deer!
Lisa: A female deer!
10) Kent Brockman: ...and the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.
**This made me, "Eek! Its like our media today." The biggest story on all the top news stantions were Britney's marriage annullment, instead of the mars landing and the presidental race. Can we all say "Ass Backwards"??**
Final note, I have become obessed with the show, "Apprentice" Thats show has it all. Drama, Hotties, Money, and Education about today's business world. Also I'm learning that a kiss ass can get anywehere in the world. GRR! Jason got"fired" tonight. He did fucked by not chating with the president of the company about the commercial idea but Sam is just too....out of control. He keeps staying off the task and never seems to respect the leader of the group. I hope he gets "fired" next week.
Or O something (the black girl) seems to be anti- teamwork. I hate working in groups too but sometimes you have to get over it and get the shit done. Even, if your working with a group of dumbasses and you end up doing most of the work anyway. But we're not talking about me. I mean, everything that does team have done, she's been disagrees with it and just starts being a complete bitch about it. Sister girl, there is nothing wrong with being a strong black woman...I consider myself one as well. However, Sometimes you need to turn yourself off for awhile and listen to group. Its not about you at the moment...Its about the group. Plus, you might have to work like this for reals. So just chill out and drop the 'tude a bit.
Ok! I'm done! Nite Nite!!
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posted @ 2:01 AM
