Wednesday, March 10
....I watch too much South Park. Nah, not enough of it. My day has been peachy. My mom wanted drive to school today.....Ok, I have no probs with that. I'm lazy!!! But there was a fucking wreck the bridge and we had to take the long as way. I was late class by 15 minutes but the ride was fun. I see where I get my road rage from and great usage of insults. Nice usage on the swearing combo, Mom ;) School was normal. Go to class, zone out and dream about food and ass, go to library, study for hour, go to class for like 5 minutes since the guy doesn't teach anything, and just chill with in the front. It was really pretty today......Gawd, Flower Sexing season a.k.a Spring is coming up. Allergies......I hate fucking spring.
Anyway, my parents roll up in "Brutus"(Explorer....Yes, my parents name their cars. The Civic is named Sally. But the license plate says "Angel") I jump in, and we head home. My mom came out of the blue with, "Let's go camping." I almost said, "WTF???" but my dad took away from me. Saved from being bitch slapped. We talked her out of it. Seriously, We can barely stand being outside during the 4th. I can picture the trip:
-My dad bitching about how no one wants to come fishing with him, so he has a protest about it.
-My sister complaining about the bugs, lack of electricity, and my brother looking at her.
-My brother bitching about the perveted squirrels wanting rape him and video taping it for their sick internet sites. (My brother is weird.....Let's leave it at that)
-My mom freaking out about the snakes and bears.
-Myself......I'll compain about everything. Also, sitting in the corner of the tent, due lack of internet. If I can handle the playstantion being gone, how in the hell can I survive without my internet???
So, hell naw on the camping trip! Anyways, After each post I make, I'm going to put a useless facts. Why??? I don't know....shits and giggles. Also I'm not feeling the green thing anymore so....
Operation Thingy will merge with
Stronger, Faster and Ghettoer. When St. Patrick's Day is over, it will be up.
Useless fact of day: Did you know George Washington was deathly afraid of being buried alive? After he died, he wanted to be laid out for three days just to make sure he was dead.
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posted @ 8:03 PM
