Stronger, Faster, and Ghettoer

Thursday, August 5

::Daria...Sniff::

When I was at my aunt's house in South Carolina, I had the huge honor to watch "Daria". I miss that show. I know it's on Nogin but it looked butchered to me. That's just wrong to me. Anyways....Let's remember the wise words of Daria and her comrades at Lawndale.

- Jane: Hey Daria, can I have your boots?

Daria: Yeah, turn around. I'll give you one right now.

- Daria: You tried to buy my influence with a date?

Quinn: Well, that's how we do it in America, comrade.

- Mr. O'Neill: You probably think about the dark side all the time.

Daria: The... dark side? Are we talking about "The Force"?

- Daria: Only Quinn could turn having brains into a fad.

Jane: You know how fads are. Today it's brains, tomorrow, pierced tongues. Then the next day, pierced brains.

- Daria: Don't worry. I don't have low self-esteem. It's a mistake.

Jake: I'll say.

Daria: I have low esteem for everyone else.

- Daria: Quit watching me you squirrel pervert.

- Mr. Anthony DeMartino: And why are we going to engage in simulated combat? Daria.

Daria: Because no high school education is complete until you've chased your fellow students around the woods with toy guns?

LOL!!!

| posted @ 11:30 PM